Ce - Page 97
cervicaled (/ˈsɜː.vɪk.l̩d/) adj. Of a drinker: neck-deep in the round, with the head moving independently of the conversation. Magel was cervicaled by closing time, nodding towards the bar while facing the window. cervicalgiaed adj. Of a drinker who has discovered that the neck is where the evening's last orders are kept. Khirsten was cervicalgiaed and rubbed her neck every time someone mentioned another round. cervicectomied adj. Describing a drinker who has removed all connection between the head and the rest of the evening. Danetta went cervicectomied and left her sensible thoughts somewhere near the fruit machine. cervicided adj. A drinker who treats the stag's head over the fireplace as an old adversary. Corson became cervicided and challenged the carved deer to settle matters outside. cervicitised adj. Drunk by the third round, and inflamed around the neck whenever anyone suggests going home. Mariadelos was cervicitised by the third round and treated her collar as a personal grievance. cervicobrachialgiaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the ache travels from the neck to the arm reaching for another pint. Velan got cervicobrachialgiaed and blamed the bar for the route his arm kept taking. cervicocarcinomaed adj. The state of being drunk and treating every mild ache as a matter for solemn public consultation. Jahziyah went cervicocarcinomaed and held a worried consultation about her collar. cervicodorsaled adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the neck and back a single, unbending argument. Aliviya was cervicodorsaled, rotating from the waist whenever the barmaid called her name. cervicodyniaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has found a pain in the neck for every person at the bar. Ishika was cervicodyniaed, describing each new arrival as another pain in the neck. cervicoenamelled adj. Reduced by drink to a hard outer smile, impervious to sensible suggestions from the table. Ellie-anna went cervicoenamelled and grinned through the landlord's firm suggestion of home. cervicogramed adj. Softened by drink into a record of every tilt, pause, and unwise movement at the bar. Giorgos got cervicogramed, leaving a visible history of his head's disagreement with gravity. cervicographed adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise account of who bought which round, whether asked or not. Evelyn-grace became cervicographed and recorded every pint on the back of the betting slip. cervicographied adj. Emboldened by drink to announce the gradual opening of every conversation, whether invited or not. Tyton got cervicographied and reported the pub's social dilation to a table of strangers. cervicoplastied adj. Slowed by drink to the careful pace of someone attempting to remodel the doorway with their neck. Adonys became cervicoplastied and negotiated the pub door one cautious inch at a time. cervicoscopied adj. Drunk and visually examining the neck of every bottle before choosing the next one. Uzoamaka went cervicoscopied, inspecting each bottle as though the label might reveal the future. cervicotomied adj. Drunk to the point where every attempt at conversation becomes an incision through the neck of the subject. Silvestre got cervicotomied and cut straight through the landlord's story about the boiler.