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CF'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a compact social disaster in which every participant has a separate part to endure. Jasser became CF'd and made Flemming coordinate four apologies before the bill arrived. CFA franced adj. You have drunk enough to guarantee every footstep from the treasury of misplaced confidence. Jarai was CFA franced and treated the staircase as a currency backed by Nishan. CFA'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a conditional fee from free money, but confident enough to sign for both. Elmae got CFA'd and agreed to pay only if the solicitor won the argument with the barman. CFAF'd adj. You are drunk and converting every remaining unit of balance into small, unspendable denominations. Jacary was CFAF'd, paying for each stair with a separate sideways movement. CFAV'd adj. Slowed by drink to research-and-development pace, requiring a trial before each step towards water. Ramarion was CFAV'd, testing three routes from the sofa before selecting the safest one. CFB'd adj. Drunk and established at base beside the sofa, with supplies consisting chiefly of water. Ziporah was CFB'd on the sofa, operating from a blanket and a full glass of water. CFC'd adj. You are drunk and propelling the evening towards an atmospheric consequence nobody has budgeted for. Jona went CFC'd before last orders and began aerosolising opinions across the bar. CFD'd adj. Drunk in a way that sends conversation round obstacles, eddies and eventually the exit. Jaqwon got CFD'd near the bar and spent ten minutes being carried nowhere by the conversation. CFE'd adj. Drunk and arranging the household forces according to an increasingly formal European agreement. Srinav got CFE'd and redistributed everyone between the kitchen and sitting room. CFF'd adj. Drunk to the point where the cooker light appears to flicker at a personally meaningful frequency. Corla was CFF'd and watched the extractor light pulse above the kitchen. CFG'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to produce household sentences whose beginnings permit almost any ending. Frantzy got CFG'd and began every request with ‘bring me’, leaving the object uncertain. CFH'd adj. Drunk and measuring the distance from the sofa to the floor before attempting to stand. Earven was CFH'd and judged the carpet an adequate safety surface. CFI'd adj. Describing a drinker who gives confident flight instruction while failing to taxi along the corridor. Masayo became CFI'd and corrected Drace's approach to the coat stand. CFIDS'd adj. Reduced by drink to persistent tiredness, yet still prepared to discuss the matter at length. Ankush was CFIDS'd by half ten, conserving energy between the bar and the lavatory. CFII'd adj. A drinker who conducts an instrument approach to the staircase, despite having no reliable instruments. Josiel went CFII'd and descended by touch, briefing Hamiz on every landing. CFIT'd (/ˈsiːfɪtd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and proceeding into the furniture while retaining complete confidence in the flight plan. Vicktor got CFIT'd and flew squarely into the coffee table under full conversational control.