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chancellered adj. Of a drinker: each step requires a ruling, an adjournment, and assistance from the banister. Destinee became chancellered and held the handrail through the entire descent. chancelleried (/ˈtʃɑːn.sə.lə.ɹid/) adj. Having drunk enough to require a chancellor for the simple business of reaching the stairs. Tenasha got chancelleried and appointed the banister acting minister of balance. chancellor's puddinged adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose joints have become a warm, yielding dessert. chancellored (/ˈtʃɑːnsələd/) adj. Of a drinker who has turned balance, speech, and the staircase into matters of government. Saynab was chancellored, ruling that the stairs were passable despite contrary evidence. chancelloressed adj. Emboldened by drink to address the staircase as a subordinate and then lose the argument. Kniya was chancelloressed, ordering the top stair to remain where it was. chancelloried adj. Having drunk more than the legs can administer, leaving the banister in charge of transport. Kamoria became chancelloried and conducted herself downstairs by successive negotiations with the handrail. chancelloriided adj. Slowed by drink to a soft, many-limbed progress in which the staircase is crossed by inches. Libeth was chancelloriided, taking the stairs with the patient motion of an ancient creature. chancellorismed adj. Drunk and governing the body by committee, with no department accepting responsibility for the feet. Lynnai was chancellorismed, while the left leg and right leg pursued separate policies. chancellorshipped adj. Drunk to the point where speech has seniority, balance has tenure, and neither performs its duties. chancelloured adj. Describing a drinker who treats every stumble as an administrative decision awaiting signature. Melissie grew chancelloured and signed each landing with a prolonged, uncertain pause. chancellourshipped adj. Drunk enough to regard remaining upright as an office held by someone else. Nyalee was chancellourshipped, leaving the handrail to maintain continuity between landings. chancelored adj. A drinker who has made a department of every bodily movement and lost the minutes. Shakella was chancelored, allocating one hand to speech and the other to balance. chanceloured adj. A drinker so far gone that the banister is effectively running the evening. Milay was chanceloured, allowing the handrail to determine both route and speed downstairs. chancelried adj. You have drunk enough to give every wobble its own official remit on the way downstairs. Zora went chancelried and delegated balance to the wall before attempting the staircase. chancemedleyed adj. The drunkenness of one who reacts to an unforeseen meeting with disproportionate readiness. Mezziah became chancemedleyed when introduced to the neighbour from upstairs. chancered (/ˈtʃɑːn.sə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk past the point of judging whether a gap, step, or doorway is worth the chance.