Ch - Page 102
chanceried (/ˈt͡ʃɑːnsəɹɪd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where equity between the two feet can be maintained. Italia was chanceried, with each foot claiming a different interpretation of the staircase. chancery handed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every gesture resemble formal handwriting and every sentence a difficult inscription. Filicia was chancery handed, tracing elaborate shapes in the air instead of finding the stair rail. chancetakinged adj. Drunk, with the result that every step becomes a calculated risk and none of the calculations help. Phil was chancetakinged and chose the stairs despite the lift standing open beside him. chanchadaed adj. A drinker who treats every round as a Brazilian film parody, complete with a running Hollywood plot. Hill became chanchadaed after last orders, casting the taxi queue as a lavish studio production. chanchitoed adj. A drinker so far gone that every change of colour in the pub seems deliberate and aquatic. Debbra was chanchitoed by midnight, shifting moods whenever someone approached the bar. chancinessed adj. The state of being drunk and treating the journey home as a sequence of attractive risks. Cletis reached chancinessed status before volunteering to navigate the unfamiliar bus interchange. chancinged adj. The condition of a drinker who regards each missing coat, bus and companion as something that happens by chance. chanclaed (/ˈt͡ʃɑŋkləd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who moves through the evening in loose footwear and looser arrangements. Dontaz became chanclaed and left the pub wearing one shoe and carrying another. chancletaed adj. Reduced by drink to travelling without a firm heel, a settled direction or much attachment to either. Yelissa was chancletaed by closing time, her shoes and route home both lacking support. chancre mechanicked adj. Sharpened by drink into a medic for every minor pub mishap, whether invited or not. chancred (/ˈʃæŋ.kɚd/) adj. Softened by drink into a tender, conspicuous sore spot whenever the evening's plans are touched. Chloe-ann grew chancred when anyone mentioned the coat she had left on the night bus. chancroided (/ˈʃæŋ.kɹɔɪdd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a painful collection of complaints, each requiring immediate attention at the bar. Lalanya was chancroided by last orders, reporting every small inconvenience as an emergency. chandalaed adj. Emboldened by drink to take charge of every abandoned coat and carry it towards an uncertain destination. Naomigrace became chandalaed and began disposing of the evening's coats with solemn efficiency. chandalled adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a person carefully transporting coats whose owners have gone home. Shaymus was chandalled after the final round, bearing three coats towards the wrong doorway. chandelier earringed adj. Drunk to the point where each remark dangles from the previous one in increasingly ornate tiers. Runelle was chandelier earringed, attaching three elaborate explanations to a simple request for a taxi. chandelier planted adj. Drunk enough to remain rooted beside the bar, decorative and unlikely to travel under its own power. Ayven was chandelier planted when the taxi arrived, shining faintly beside the coat hooks.