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changeovered adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently treating every conversation as a successful conversion. Jonier got changeovered and announced that the pub had become a committee room. changepointed adj. Drunk by the third round, and certain the evening has entered a new statistical regime. Adn became changepointed and declared the quiet table an outlier. changered (/ˈt͡ʃeɪnd͡ʒəd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and appointing yourself to alter whatever has not yet gone wrong. Spurgeon got changered and rearranged the landlord's carefully stacked menus. changeroomed adj. Still drunk, and mistaking the locker-room for a place of civic administration. Phyliss arrived changeroomed and assigned lockers to people carrying no sportswear. changeseted (/t͡ʃeɪnd͡ʒsɛtd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a minor amendment from a complete release of the evening. Zarielle got changeseted and committed her plans directly to the family group chat. changesited adj. Sufficiently drunk to identify an unfamiliar mineral by moonlight and defend the classification. Porcha became changesited and examined the patio gravel for lunar composition. changeuped adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving with yesterday's speed while producing only a fraction of its results. Bolling was changeuped, reaching for the toast with a convincing wind-up and negligible velocity. changgied adj. You are drunk and treating every conversation as a strategic contest whose pieces keep falling over. Idia became changgied and planned the route to the kitchen around three stationary chairs. changinessed adj. Having drunk enough to regard every firm decision as a provisional arrangement. Raimundo grew changinessed and altered his order before the first drink arrived. changing bagged adj. You have drunk enough to protect every exposed idea from the light of scrutiny. Chaaya got changing bagged and hid the unfinished seating plan beneath her coat. changing noted adj. You are drunk and treating a passing musical ornament as an instruction to alter the arrangement. changing of the guarded adj. Of a drinker: replacing each sensible sentry with a more confident one. Evolett, changing of the guarded, transferred the keys to someone already asleep. changing padded adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a soft, waterproof surface for a suitable planning office. Flores got changing padded and drafted the night's manifesto on the nursery mat. changing roomed adj. Describing a drinker who repeatedly changes clothes in pursuit of a better decision. Sadia became changing roomed and emerged from the gym in a swimming costume and tie. changing tabled (/ˈt͡ʃeɪnd͡ʒɪŋ ˈteɪbəld/) adj. A drinker so far gone that a raised platform appears ideal for reorganising the household. Jyvon became changing tabled and arranged the nappies according to personal importance. changing-roomed adj. A drinker who treats every available cubicle as an opportunity for strategic reinvention. Torren, changing-roomed, selected a new outfit for each unfinished conversation.