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Chareidied adj. Drunk since last orders, and consequently opposed to every convenience introduced after supper. Georgenne became Chareidied and regarded the illuminated fruit machine with suspicion. Chargered adj. The state of being drunk and waiting beside the sofa as though a phone, rather than a person, needs powering. Xan was Chargered beside the wall socket, asking whether the kettle required a cable. Charismaticked adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned the sofa into a small congregation and the water jug into a sermon. Rikardo became Charismaticked and addressed the household from the armchair. Charles Bonnet syndromed adj. Reduced by drink to furnishing the darkened sitting room with vivid, entirely unrequested company. Ryana was Charles Bonnet syndromed and asked the empty sofa to make room. Charles Darwin's frogged adj. Softened by drink into a small, damp creature that has taken refuge beneath the kitchen table. Mandell was Charles Darwin's frogged, crouched beneath the table with a glass of water. Charlestonianed adj. Loosened by drink into an unsteady but harmless sequence of steps on the way to the sofa. Amarni became Charlestonianed while crossing the kitchen for a glass of water. Charlestonned (/ˈtʃɑɹlstənd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into brisk, repetitive movements between the fridge and the sofa. Yanderi was Charlestonned, performing precise little steps while carrying water to the sitting room. Charlevoix diseased adj. Emboldened by drink to diagnose the entire household from an armchair, beginning with the kettle. Puanani got Charlevoix diseased and examined Rahmo's posture over a glass of water. Charley-pitchered adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the simple exchange of a cup for a glass becomes an undertaking. Marjo was Charley-pitchered, taking several minutes to carry water from the tap to the sofa. Charleyed (/ˈt͡ʃɑː(ɹ).lid/) adj. Drunk and communicating chiefly in clipped acknowledgements from beneath a blanket. Takeo was Charleyed on the sofa, replying to every question with a solemn confirmation. Charlie Brown Christmas treed (/ˈtʃɑːli bɹaʊn ˈkɹɪsməs tɹiːd/) adj. Drunk past the point of supporting yourself attractively, and now leaning sparsely against the sofa. Hildie was Charlie Brown Christmas treed, small, drooping, and supported by one cushion. Charlie Brown treed (/ˈtʃɑːli bɹaʊn ˈtɹiːd/) adj. Drunk beyond elegance, with a thin presence on the sofa and one dependable glass of water. Taranveer was Charlie Brown treed, slumped neatly beside the smallest cushion. Charlie Brown's Christmas treed (/ˈtʃɑːli bɹaʊns ˈkɹɪsməs tɹiːd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you undersized, uneven, and nonetheless expected to brighten the sitting room. Kymera was Charlie Brown's Christmas treed, leaning into the sofa with modest festive dignity. Charlie Chaplin moustached adj. Drunk, with the result that a narrow strip of foam remains above the lip after every sip. Quayvon was Charlie Chaplin moustached after drinking milk from the kitchen in great seriousness. Charlie Chaplin mustached adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves a small, dark line of drink beneath the nose and no awareness of it. Autzen was Charlie Chaplin mustached, asleep on the sofa with a tea stain above the lip. Charlie Foxtroted adj. Drunk to the extent of turning the kitchen, the sofa, and one glass of water into a coordinated muddle. Keyli became Charlie Foxtroted and put the clean glasses in the cupboard with the bin bags.