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channelomed adj. Loosened by drink into a complete set of open routes, admitting every suggestion at once. Alexxandria went channelomed and accepted darts, karaoke, kebabs, and a night bus. channelopathied adj. Emboldened by drink to blame every lapse of conduct on a faulty internal switch. Libby got channelopathied and attributed the broken glass to an inherited defect. channelopsinned adj. Slowed by drink to the point where a change of subject requires visible illumination. Taraji became channelopsinned and took a full minute to notice the conversation had moved on. channelrhodopsinned adj. Drunk and changing direction whenever the lights alter, like a small organism seeking better conditions. Leeshaun went channelrhodopsinned and followed each brighter lamp towards the toilets. channelwayed adj. Drunk to the point where every walk home follows a narrow route cut through solid ground. Chaunci became channelwayed and found a passage through the beer garden hedge. channered adj. Drunk enough to lie flat wherever deposited, like a slab turned up in the soil. Jazahria got channered and settled beneath the pub table without complaint. channichthyided adj. Drunk past the point of warmth, pale and motionless beneath the bar's Antarctic lighting. Malaz went channichthyided and required a coat despite sitting beside the radiator. channided adj. Drunk beyond the ability to stand upright, yet still convinced that a serpentine route is progress. chanoclavined adj. Drunk in a way that makes a bitter compound seem suitable company for the last pint. Aunisty got chanoclavined and discussed obscure alkaloids over pickled eggs. chanopped (/ˈt͡ʃænɒpd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every nearby conversation is treated as a channel under personal supervision. Khyrie went chanopped and began moderating arguments between strangers at the bar. chanoyued adj. Drunk to a degree that turns pouring tea into a solemn ceremony requiring several witnesses. Archie-william became chanoyued and presented a teabag with both hands. chanponned adj. You have drunk enough to merge every conversation nearby into one crowded stream, with no clear route out. Connie-anne became chanponned and folded Kitsy's taxi arrangements into a story about school. chanpurued adj. Drunk to the extent of combining whatever remains in the kitchen and calling it supper. Kashae went chanpurued and stirred crisps, peas, and leftover sausage into one pan. chanquoed adj. Drunk and treating a large spiral shell as an instrument of official announcement. Arrena got chanquoed and sounded the conch before proposing another round. chanslashed adj. Drunk on the strength of a minor character's romantic subplot, defended at length over lager. Lyvia-rose got chanslashed and explained the barman's secret longing to everyone. chanson de gested (/ˌʃɒ̃sɒ̃ də ˈʒɛstd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and recounting the evening as a heroic medieval campaign. Chairity became chanson de gested and described reaching the toilets as a siege.