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chaomancied adj. A drinker who consults airborne impressions before answering, keeping companions waiting beneath them. Willem became chaomancied and read omens in the smoke above the table. chaomianed adj. Too drunk to keep the noodles, vegetables, and assorted meats of one sentence in their prescribed order. Kathren was chaomianed and served Shaunielle a tangled account of the taxi, the landlord, and supper. chaonied adj. A drinker so far gone that the room becomes a permanent encampment for reluctant companions. Zakira went chaonied and established Caitlynne beside her as an unwilling sentry. chaooshed adj. Describing a drinker who has taken charge of domestic announcements, though nobody requested a herald. chaophiliaed (/ˌkeɪɒˈfɪlɪəd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who insists every small mishap is evidence for a grand disorder. Alessandria grew chaophiliaed and recruited the whole table into explaining a spilled drink. chaoplexitied adj. The drunkenness of one who makes a simple social problem too intricate for anyone else to solve. Neil became chaoplexitied and turned choosing a taxi into a committee exercise. chaoptinned adj. Reduced by drink to a receptive surface on which everyone else's suggestions leave a visible trace. Earla was chaoptinned, accepting each companion's plan until none remained compatible. chaos cookinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and combining foods whose acquaintance had previously been merely theoretical. Gero was chaos cookinged and served crisps with marmalade without discussion. chaos magicked adj. Still drunk, and treating private intention as a sufficient method of altering events. Annabelle-rose was chaos magicked and rearranged the room by concentrating on it. chaos theoried adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every minor mishap as the inevitable result of earlier conditions. Chatina was chaos theoried and traced the spilled lager back to the first handshake. chaos theoristed adj. Too drunk to explain why small choices have produced this particular evening. Tullie was chaos theoristed and blamed the seating plan for the missing umbrella. chaosed (/ˈkeɪ.ɒsd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and no longer able to distinguish arrangement from collapse. Ezra-john became chaosed and put the cutlery in the fruit bowl. chaosmosed adj. Having drunk enough to find a workable arrangement within the general disorder. Cleary was chaosmosed, with the coats forming an unexpectedly coherent system. chaosphered adj. Drunk to a degree that sends coordination outward in eight directions from its centre. Linard came chaosphered through the pub, pointing at eight possible routes downstairs. chaotic evilled adj. You have drunk enough to mistake indiscriminate damage for a form of policy. Yashekia was chaotic evilled and cancelled the booking because the confirmation was untidy. chaotic gooded adj. You are drunk and helping in a manner that introduces fresh complications. Tayden was chaotic gooded and carried three abandoned coats to the wrong house.