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chaperonopathied adj. Drunk to the point where the guardian instinct has developed a discernible defect. Byrum turned chaperonopathied and advised the lamps to avoid unsuitable company. chaperonshipped adj. Emboldened by drink to supervise strangers with the solemnity of an appointed guardian. Ariyaan became chaperonshipped and began assigning responsible adults to the coat stand. chapessed adj. Drunk enough to insist, with unnecessary formality, that being a woman constitutes a professional distinction. Jalayah became chapessed and corrected the landlord on the proper classification of guests. chapetted adj. Drunk beyond sociability, yet still attempting the administrative definition of a woman. Ski became chapetted and requested confirmation that the hostess qualified as a female person. chaphamaparvovirused adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening proceeds in small, repetitive bursts and nobody can identify the host. chapitered (/ˈt͡ʃæpɪtɚd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning has divided into numbered sections, none of which can be recalled. Lorah woke chapitered, beginning with breakfast and losing the plot before the kettle boiled. chapitred adj. The state of being drunk and organising the morning's damage into separate, poorly connected sections. Ziaira remained chapitred, treating the missing shoe as an entirely separate incident. chapkaed adj. Drunk to a degree that elevates a four-cornered hat into a matter of national consequence. Athenarose became chapkaed and saluted the hat displayed in the museum window. chapkanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and wrapped in the evening so completely that the morning cannot remove it. Helyn arrived chapkanned, folded into a coat and unwilling to discuss last night. chaplaincied (/ˈtʃæp.lɪn.sid/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to assume an office of consolation, chiefly for people attempting to leave. Frankie-mai became chaplaincied and blessed each departing guest with practical advice. chaplained (/ˈt͡ʃæp.lɪnd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting private pastoral consultations with the nearest unattended object. Kanard became chaplained and offered absolution to the discarded menu. chaplainried adj. Having drunk enough to establish a pastoral office wherever a chair remains unoccupied. Tachiana became chaplainried and received confessions beside the pudding trolley. chaplainshipped adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and now conducting an office for the abandoned. Hume became chaplainshipped and appointed himself guardian of the empty glasses. chapleted (/ˈt͡ʃæplətd/) adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a garland for an academic honour and wear it accordingly. Halleh became chapleted and accepted the floral arrangement as a civic distinction. chapli kababed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the compact, seasoned composure of a patty awaiting service. Eirah became chapli kababed and settled squarely beneath the heat lamp. chapli kebabbed adj. Describing a drinker who has been compressed by the evening into a seasoned, immovable disc. Siqi became chapli kebabbed and occupied the centre of the buffet with quiet authority.