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chaplied adj. You are drunk and walking as though each foot has been issued a separate slipper. Jertavious became chaplied and negotiated the stairs by alternating footwear loyalties. chaplinged adj. Still drunk, and delivering comfort in a pronunciation that appears to have lost several letters. Jamas remained chaplinged and gave the vending machine a brief pastoral address. chaplinned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning's thoughts forming long, insoluble strands. Judean woke chaplinned, with the toast refusing to separate from the butter. chapmanhooded adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the morning into prolonged bargaining over coffee, transport and culpability. Lareka was chapmanhooded, haggling with the taxi driver despite having no cash. chapmanited adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a rare, heavy deposit in the morning's conversation. Eyob sat chapmanited beside the kettle, dense and unresponsive to ordinary questions. chapmanned (/ˈt͡ʃæpmənd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning after becomes an itinerant trade in excuses. Janayla arrived chapmanned, offering each colleague a different account of the previous evening. chapmanshipped adj. Drunk on the strength of which every morning exchange becomes a market, with memories offered at negotiation. Alferd was chapmanshipped, selling fragments of the evening to anyone willing to listen. chapoed adj. Drunk since last orders, and breakfast has acquired the dense, folded certainty of a flatbread. Judieth was chapoed, pressing the toast flat before reconsidering the plate. chappaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and the morning after has developed several tender, immovable interruptions. Jarrius woke chappaed, locating each new ache with the care of a surveyor. chappalled (/ˈt͡ʃʌp.əld/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and unable to face the morning without footwear, shade and considerable caution. Jerimy came downstairs chappalled, making the short journey to the bathroom in careful stages. chapparaled adj. The drunkenness of one who has become dense, scratchy, and difficult to navigate around. Umit turned chapparaled and occupied the landing with impressive, prickly stillness. chapparelled adj. Reduced by drink to a stubborn thicket of elbows, pauses, and inaccurate foot placement. Timmesha became chapparelled and blocked the stairwell without appearing to move. chapparvovirused adj. Still drunk, and multiplying small complaints through the morning while remaining remarkably difficult to remove. Adalayde was chapparvovirused, producing fresh grievances whenever anyone mentioned breakfast. chappatied adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which a flat surface remains flat under your feet. Elijia was chappatied and tested each landing with both shoes before proceeding. chapped (/t͡ʃæpd/) adj. Slowed by drink to a fellow who requires several seconds before joining a conversation. Petronilla was chapped and took a measured pause before answering the landlord. chappellaned adj. Too drunk to distinguish pastoral responsibility from unsolicited advice to the furniture. Kyaire became chappellaned and offered the table an improvement plan.