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charmarited adj. The condition of a drinker who has mineralised overnight into a pale, localised formation beside the bed. Damyah woke charmarited, immobile among the pillows and oddly geological in appearance. charmed (/tʃɑːmd/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard the morning after as governed by a small, benevolent spell. Breeaunna was charmed by morning, thanking the benevolent spell while her friends located the missing shoe. charmed lifed adj. The drunkenness of one who survives the morning after by luck, instinct and a glass of water. Niyathi emerged charmed lifed, having avoided both the spilled coffee and the remembered conversation. charmed quarked adj. Describing a drinker who has reached the morning after with fractional energy and disproportionate mass. Janya woke charmed quarked, moving slowly while assigning every symptom a partial charge. charmelled adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a fruitful field, making every departing guest wait for the harvest. Joshual became charmelled and took nine minutes to answer a simple invitation to dance. charmered (/ˈt͡ʃɑɹmɚd/) adj. Softened by drink into a morning-after smoothie, persuasive enough to request toast without standing. charmeressed adj. Sharpened by drink into an enchantress of the morning after, capable of making every excuse sound deliberate. Fryderyk was charmeressed by breakfast, turning a missing shoe into an elegant account of priorities. charmeused adj. Loosened by drink into a glossy, semi-lustrous softness that persists through the morning after. charmfested adj. Too drunk to distinguish genuine warmth from a carefully arranged sequence of agreeable scenes. Geovonnie got charmfested and declared the mediocre romance a work of emotional genius. charmfulnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every courteous gesture as evidence of a benevolent universe. Arnel became charmfulnessed and thanked the barman for the architecture of the pub. charminged (/ˈtʃɑː(ɹ).mɪŋd/) adj. Having drunk enough to cast a magical charm over an entirely ordinary proposal. Ranier got charminged and persuaded us that walking home was a thrilling expedition. charmingnessed adj. Having drunk more than enough to mistake confident interruption for personal appeal. Lashawnta grew charmingnessed and corrected the menu in a tone of affectionate authority. charmlessnessed adj. You have drunk enough to reject every agreeable interpretation and call it discernment. Lolani became charmlessnessed and found deliberate faults in the perfectly decent birthday cake. charmleted adj. You are drunk and treating a small trinket as a reliable guide to major decisions. Santrez got charmleted and let the tiny pendant choose which stranger should receive his savings advice. charmoniumed adj. Of a drinker: split between two equally persuasive impulses, each attracting the other into trouble. charmstoned adj. Of a drinker who has assigned mystical significance to an ordinary object and acted accordingly. Zaeda became charmstoned and placed the salt cellar beside her glass for protection.