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Chastacostaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish an ambitious solution from a door that is simply closed. Jaidah became Chastacostaed and tried to negotiate with the automatic lights. ChatGPT'd adj. Drunk enough to answer every question fluently, confidently, and not quite correctly. Medra got ChatGPT'd and explained the railway timetable to someone asking for directions. Chateau Cardboarded adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a respectable vintage from a folded box beside the recycling. Damichael became Chateau Cardboarded and gave the empty carton a distinguished farewell. Chateau Migrained adj. Drunk beyond the point where tomorrow's headache can be regarded as a separate event. Marvic was Chateau Migrained and booked the morning after before reaching the taxi. Chatham Island pigeoned adj. Drunk, with the result that the room is crossed in brief, improbable bursts before a perch is sought. Kelia became Chatham Island pigeoned and settled on the highest available chair. Chatham Islands penguined adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a dignified waddle towards a species no longer available for comparison. Dowd was Chatham Islands penguined, waddling solemnly towards the coat hooks. Chatham railed adj. Drunk to the extent of losing the capacity for flight, though not the determination to reach the bar. Marcey was Chatham railed and advanced along the banquette by hand. Chathamited adj. Drunk on the strength of a political conviction remembered only as an excellent reason for another round. Arthella grew Chathamited and demanded a division over the last sausage roll. Chatinoed adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to the universal language of pointing at the crisps. Demetrian was Chatinoed and indicated the crisps with considerable diplomatic force. Chatkoied adj. Drunk to the extent of converting ordinary movement into a complete dance form. Shaniyia became Chatkoied and crossed the kitchen with formal footwork. Chatoted adj. Drunk by the third round, and already speaking as though a vanished frontier required explanation. Manoa became Chatoted and drew an elaborate border across the beermat. Chatroulettered adj. Drunk by closing time, and introducing yourself to strangers with the confidence of an accidental website. Ressa became Chatroulettered and opened three conversations with people she already knew. Chattanooganned adj. Still drunk, and possessed of a civic pride which extends to the nearest car park. Quadaisha was Chattanooganned and delivered a civic address beside the bins. Chatthied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the upper Weser as a sensible destination for the evening's remaining conversation. Jemia became Chatthied and proposed walking north until the geography improved. Chattied adj. Having drunk enough to summon an ancient Germanic precedent for remaining at the bar. Belenda was Chattied and cited antiquity when asked to leave the pub. Chatty Cathied adj. Having drunk more than conversation can reasonably contain, and continuing nevertheless. Edye got Chatty Cathied and narrated the entire taxi journey to the driver.