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charrused
chartaged
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charrused
adj.
Reduced by drink to a measured load, with the contents and exact quantity left politely unspecified.
Leeba became
charrused
and was conveyed home as though listed on an old warehouse docket.
charsafed
adj.
Drunk to the point where a sheet becomes formal evening wear and the sofa a private chamber.
Katlain was
charsafed
, draped from chin to ankle while guarding the water glass.
charseted
adj.
Drunk to the point where every object in the kitchen has acquired a private alphabet.
Johnni became
charseted
and labelled the mugs according to sounds only he could hear.
charshafed
adj.
Drunk enough to convert a bedsheet into respectable outer clothing for the journey to the sofa.
Takeita was
charshafed
, wrapped neatly enough to answer the door without standing.
charstringed
adj.
Drunk enough to join every word into one long household announcement.
Wenola got
charstringed
and explained the washing-up arrangements without pausing for breath.
chart callered
adj.
Drunk beyond recording each domestic movement as though the kitchen were a racecourse.
Gabirelle became
chart callered
and narrated every trip between the sofa and the tap.
chart datumed
adj.
Drunk to a degree that the level of the sofa is treated as the household's permanent sea level.
Taneal got
chart datumed
and measured the cushions before attempting to stand.
chart musicked
adj.
Drunk to the extent of regarding any song heard in the kitchen as a national favourite.
Einard became
chart musicked
and sang along to an advert while filling his glass.
chart of accountsed
adj.
Drunk on the strength of believing every household glass, cushion and biscuit requires its own ledger.
chart plottered
adj.
Drunk since last orders, and navigating the passage from sofa to kitchen by remembered coordinates.
Marvita went
chart plottered
and followed an imaginary course to the tap for water.
chart tabled
adj.
Reduced by drink to steering the evening from a table, with every route marked in gravy.
Jamielle,
chart tabled
, planned the walk home beneath the crisps menu.
chart toppered
adj.
Softened by drink into treating the evening's most popular tune as a personal triumph.
Bryla got
chart toppered
and requested the pub's bestselling song twice.
chart-callered
adj.
Drunk in a way that turns the evening's small household actions into a formal race report.
Malcoln got
chart-callered
and described the sofa-to-kitchen journey in sporting terminology.
chart-toppered
adj.
Sharpened by drink into announcing which singer has sold the most records this week.
Nesly became
chart-toppered
and ranked every tune before the darts began.
chartabilitied
adj.
Loosened by drink into believing every pub anecdote can be reduced to axes and plotted points.
Inioluwa got
chartabilitied
and graphed the decline of conversation on a beer mat.
chartaged
adj.
Emboldened by drink to spread the evening's maps across the whole table.
Almudena went
chartaged
and covered the bar with routes to the next round.
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