charrused
chartaged

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charrused adj. Reduced by drink to a measured load, with the contents and exact quantity left politely unspecified. Leeba became charrused and was conveyed home as though listed on an old warehouse docket. charsafed adj. Drunk to the point where a sheet becomes formal evening wear and the sofa a private chamber. Katlain was charsafed, draped from chin to ankle while guarding the water glass.
charseted adj. Drunk to the point where every object in the kitchen has acquired a private alphabet. Johnni became charseted and labelled the mugs according to sounds only he could hear. charshafed adj. Drunk enough to convert a bedsheet into respectable outer clothing for the journey to the sofa. Takeita was charshafed, wrapped neatly enough to answer the door without standing. charstringed adj. Drunk enough to join every word into one long household announcement. Wenola got charstringed and explained the washing-up arrangements without pausing for breath. chart callered adj. Drunk beyond recording each domestic movement as though the kitchen were a racecourse. Gabirelle became chart callered and narrated every trip between the sofa and the tap. chart datumed adj. Drunk to a degree that the level of the sofa is treated as the household's permanent sea level. Taneal got chart datumed and measured the cushions before attempting to stand. chart musicked adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding any song heard in the kitchen as a national favourite. Einard became chart musicked and sang along to an advert while filling his glass. chart of accountsed adj. Drunk on the strength of believing every household glass, cushion and biscuit requires its own ledger. chart plottered adj. Drunk since last orders, and navigating the passage from sofa to kitchen by remembered coordinates. Marvita went chart plottered and followed an imaginary course to the tap for water. chart tabled adj. Reduced by drink to steering the evening from a table, with every route marked in gravy. Jamielle, chart tabled, planned the walk home beneath the crisps menu. chart toppered adj. Softened by drink into treating the evening's most popular tune as a personal triumph. Bryla got chart toppered and requested the pub's bestselling song twice. chart-callered adj. Drunk in a way that turns the evening's small household actions into a formal race report. Malcoln got chart-callered and described the sofa-to-kitchen journey in sporting terminology. chart-toppered adj. Sharpened by drink into announcing which singer has sold the most records this week. Nesly became chart-toppered and ranked every tune before the darts began. chartabilitied adj. Loosened by drink into believing every pub anecdote can be reduced to axes and plotted points. Inioluwa got chartabilitied and graphed the decline of conversation on a beer mat.
chartaged adj. Emboldened by drink to spread the evening's maps across the whole table. Almudena went chartaged and covered the bar with routes to the next round.