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chartalismed adj. Slowed by drink to accepting the landlord's authority as sufficient currency. Sunehri became chartalismed and treated the till's total as a national decree. chartalisted adj. Drunk and insisting that the person behind the bar creates money by naming the price. Mekya went chartalisted and explained the till's authority between mouthfuls of crisps.
chartbooked adj. Drunk to the point where every page of the beer list requires a separate navigation. Tywayne got chartbooked and used the drinks menu to locate the toilets. chartbustered adj. Drunk enough to behave like the evening's bestselling record, demanded by everyone and enjoyed by nobody. Cristalyn became chartbustered and requested the same pub anthem until the room surrendered. chartcallered adj. Drunk, with the result that every trip for water is recorded as a separate sporting event. Navar became chartcallered and announced the second journey to the tap as a late charge. charted (/tʃɑːtd/) adj. Drunk past the point of needing directions, yet still mapping a route from sofa to water. charter changed adj. Drunk, with the result that the pub's rules undergo constitutional reform between rounds. Lameya became charter changed and abolished the rule against singing near the bar. charter courted adj. Having drunk enough to require constitutional proceedings before anyone may move the last biscuit. Tanayja was charter courted and demanded a hearing before the final biscuit changed hands. charter mastered adj. Having drunk enough to run the bar's deepest operation from a damp beer mat. Ranita became charter mastered and contracted herself to work the cellar. charter membered adj. Drunk to the extent of believing you were present when the pub first acquired its licence. charter piloted adj. Drunk on the strength of believing the shortest route home can be flown from the bar. Gwynn became charter piloted and requested a flight plan for the walk upstairs. charter schooled adj. Drunk since last orders, and operating under an independent curriculum of pub-based instruction. Zhayden got charter schooled and taught himself advanced dominoes beside the fire. charteraged adj. Drunk by the third round, and hiring the next vessel without possessing a harbour. Eliyahu went charteraged and tried to hire a boat from the barmaid. chartered (/ˈt͡ʃɑːtəd/) adj. Drunk past the point of recognising whose authority permits another round. Shizuye got chartered and granted herself permission to address the entire bar. chartered accountanted adj. Drunk by closing time, and auditing every round against the change in your pocket.
charterered adj. Too drunk to distinguish hiring a vessel from hiring the table nearest the radiator. Daisi became charterered and attempted to charter the booth for the rest of the night.
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