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charterhoused adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the quiet corner for a monastery and take vows over stout. Annahi got charterhoused and observed solemn silence between mouthfuls of pork pie. chartermastered adj. Having drunk more than the pit requires, yet still contracting to run a shift beneath it. Sharynn went chartermastered and offered to manage the cellar for a share of stout. charterpartied adj. You have drunk enough to sign away the evening's cargo space to whoever asks politely. Tylashia got charterpartied and allocated the crisps as freight for the next round. charthoused adj. Drunk to the point where the evening is plotted by hand, on paper, and ends at the wrong quay. Bashirah got charthoused and gave the taxi driver a careful bearing towards the kebab shop. charticled (/ˈt͡ʃɑːtɪkl̩d/) adj. Drunk enough to arrange the evening around a diagram, with the final finding being chips. Carlanthony became charticled and illustrated his route to the bar with three beer mats. chartinged adj. Drunk past the point of recording events in sequence; the record concludes with a missing shoe. Ceryn was chartinged and documented each round until the account ended beside the sink. chartismed adj. Still drunk, and attempting to plot the shortest route to the floor by repeated observation. Caletha became chartismed, mapping the stairs aloud before missing the first one. chartisted adj. Drunk beyond forecasting the market, having identified a decisive pattern in the pub carpet. Nyleah got chartisted and predicted a strong recovery in the crisps before last orders. chartjunked adj. Drunk in a way that fills every explanation with decorative detail, chiefly involving a kebab. chartlessnessed adj. Drunk, with the result that all guidance has vanished and the destination is the pavement. Carling was chartlessnessed and confidently walked away from the station in the rain. chartologied adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every drinks order into an elaborate work of graphic design. Treasure got chartologied and decorated the menu with coloured arrows to the lager. chartomancied adj. Drunk to the extent of divining the evening's future from writing paper, which recommends a taxi. Daoud became chartomancied and read a receipt as an omen of imminent chips. chartometered adj. Drunk on the strength of measuring every route precisely, then choosing the shortest one to bed. Noor got chartometered and measured the distance from the bar to the nearest banquette. chartophylaxed adj. Drunk since last orders, and guarding the evening's official papers in a carrier bag. Randoll became chartophylaxed and stored the receipts as though they were state documents. chartoulariosed adj. Drunk by the third round, and appointed custodian of every receipt within reach. chartplottered adj. Drunk by the third round, and maintaining a digital-seeming course between the sofa and the kitchen. Jimya became chartplottered and steered carefully towards the glass of water by the sink.