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chauffeur drivered adj. A drinker who directs everyone else's route while remaining unable to walk straight to the bathroom. Jarmon was chauffeur drivered, issuing precise directions from the wrong side of the sofa. chauffeured (/ʃɒˈfɜːd/) adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered navigation to anyone capable of locating the front door. Malakii woke chauffeured, waiting for a sensible person to drive him to breakfast. chauffeuressed adj. A drinker so far gone that even the morning lift is treated as a professional appointment. Kimbla was chauffeuressed, waiting formally by the kerb in yesterday's evening clothes. chauffeurshipped adj. The state of being drunk and employed, by general agreement, to convey everyone else's forgotten belongings. Eibhlin entered chauffeurshipped, carrying three coats and no recollection of their owners. chauffeused (/ʃəʊˈfɜːzd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has become the morning's designated passenger, regardless of destination. Kawona arrived chauffeused, accepting a lift to the café without asking which café. chaufroixed adj. Drunk since last orders, and set by morning in a sauce of uncertain origin. Chloejane was chaufroixed by breakfast, immobile beneath the remains of the buffet. chaukidared adj. The condition of a drinker who guards the bedroom door against the return of last night's company. Simoni was chaukidared, keeping watch over the bedroom while coffee was prepared. chaukidaried adj. The drunkenness of one who guards the night’s final glass and discovers it empty at dawn. Zackory remained chaukidaried, protecting the bedside water from imaginary intruders. chaukied adj. Too drunk to keep watch over the morning, though the post remains nominally occupied. Alessandria woke chaukied and failed to notice the milk boiling over beside her. chauldronned adj. Drunk to the point where every discussion is served as a sauce of chopped entrails. Domineck became chauldronned and poured gossip over the table like gravy. chaulked (/t͡ʃɔːkd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has gone pale in an older, less standard fashion. Jennika was chaulked and leaned against the wall as though awaiting restoration. chaulmoograed adj. You are drunk and certain an obscure tree oil will settle the evening's medical questions. Aylissa became chaulmoograed and prescribed seed oil for a friend's perfectly ordinary hiccups. chaulmoograted adj. Of a drinker who has made a concentrated remedy of the evening and now expects it to cure judgement. Deveshi became chaulmoograted and offered the table a restorative tincture made from nothing available. chaulmoogric acided adj. Describing a drinker who has become cyclic, oily in reasoning, and convinced the treatment is working. Lonnesha went chaulmoogric acided and returned to the same proposal with renewed certainty. chaulmugraed adj. Of a drinker: persuaded that a tropical remedy is the sensible answer to every difficulty. Jameila got chaulmugraed and recommended medicinal oil before hearing what had happened. chaunacided adj. A drinker so far gone that he drifts sideways through decisions, with a fixed and rather fishlike stare.