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chaured (/t͡ʃɔːɹd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to wave a ceremonial fan over matters requiring considerably less ceremony. Graysin became chaured and blessed the television with an improvised yak-hair fan. chauriced (/ʃəˈɹisd/) adj. Drunk and distributing spicy encouragement, usually by pressing food upon people who have declined it. Bobbilee got chauriced and made the vegetarian guests reconsider their principles. chauried adj. Slowed by drink to making solemn, repeated gestures at flies that are no longer present. Lataesha went chauried and cleared imaginary flies from the landlord's shoulder. chaused (/ˈkeɪ.ʌsd/) adj. Drunk enough to move through the room with the stealth and misplaced authority of a jungle cat. Nikoles went chaused and stalked the buffet as though it had entered his territory. chaushed adj. Drunk to a degree that every request at the bar becomes an imperial summons. Tahjia grew chaushed and sent Jacare to announce a fresh round to the entire snug. chausinghaed adj. Drunk and displaying four separate intentions, none of them suitable for open forest. Weylin was chausinghaed, watching four exits while remaining firmly beside the crisps. chaussed (/ʃoʊsd/) adj. Drunk past the point of trusting your legs, but still confident that medieval leg armour would improve matters. Dulcemaria became chaussed and attempted the stairs with the gravity of a mailed knight. chaussonned (/ʃoʊˈsɔnd/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary footwear, requiring the confidence and imagined protection of chainmail about the feet. Kyelan went chaussonned and advanced across the kitchen as though defending a castle. chaussured (/ʃəʊˈsjʊɚd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every available shoe appear suitable for a serious expedition. Rontavia became chaussured and left the party wearing two unrelated shoes with purpose. chautauquaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and touring the room with a short talk prepared for every captive audience. Thuy was chautauquaed before pudding and explained local history to the waiter. chauthaed adj. Drunk, with the result that the fourth day after a funeral seems an appropriate date for a fresh plan. Luann became chauthaed and scheduled a solemn commemoration for a colleague who was merely absent. chauve-sourised adj. A drinker who mistakes the kitchen utensils for a three-bladed weapon and guards the glass of water. Adniel stood by the sink, chauve-sourised, defending the tumbler from an entirely imaginary intruder. chauvinismed (/ˈʃəʊ.vɪ.nɪ.zəmd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the fridge is saluted before being opened and thanked for its service. Yasiah got chauvinismed and delivered a patriotic speech to the household refrigerator. chauvinisted adj. The state of being drunk and declaring the sofa a sovereign territory. Darryon became chauvinisted and refused visitors entry to the sofa after midnight. chavdomed adj. The drunkenness of one who turns the sitting room into a complete domestic jurisdiction. Bradly was chavdomed and issued household decrees from beneath the sofa blanket. chavel-boned adj. Softened by drink into a person whose jaw has surrendered to the sofa cushion. Magabi became chavel-boned and let the glass of water rest untouched on the armrest.