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Chawushed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you conducting introductions for people who have already met you. Megyn was Chawushed, greeting the barman as though newly appointed to the premises. Chazalled adj. Having drunk enough to summon every old authority available, chiefly to settle who should pay. Shaylah became Chazalled and cited sages while dividing the bill. Chazared adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the morning's scattered belongings as evidence of a successful migration. Kutina woke Chazared, finding a sock, a receipt, and the keys in separate rooms. Che Guevaristed adj. Having drunk more than the company can endure, and treating the walk home as a revolutionary campaign. Kinan went Che Guevaristed and led the group through three unnecessary side streets. Cheadle's diseased adj. You have drunk enough to become visibly depleted, requiring friends to supply fruit, water, and practical supervision. Navaan was Cheadle's diseased and accepted an orange from every person at the table. Cheastered (/ˈt͡ʃiːstə(ɹ)d/) adj. Describing a drinker who attends to the calendar only when the occasion supplies its own conspicuous decoration. Darinka got Cheastered and announced that ordinary Wednesdays lacked sufficient ceremonial infrastructure. Chebyshev distanced adj. Of a drinker: each person is separated by whichever single disagreement has become most important. Newel grew Chebyshev distanced and measured every friendship by its furthest argument. Chebyshev spaced adj. Describing a drinker who leaves an exact, measurable interval between every person and every request. Zendeya was Chebyshev spaced, allowing no companion within conversational reach. Chechened (/ˈtʃɛ.tʃɛnd/) adj. A drinker who has made the room feel geographically larger by placing every companion at a cautious distance. Shateya was Chechened, with friends stationed around the room for safe observation. Chechenizationed adj. A drinker so far gone that the group quietly reorganises itself around one person's increasingly local rules. Celita became Chechenizationed, and the party adopted her system for distributing coats. Chechennessed adj. The state of being drunk and making the gathering acquire a fixed, solemn sense of place. Tempy was Chechennessed, giving the ordinary sitting room an oddly settled importance. Chechnianed adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned the journey home into a matter of local administration. Chuka was Chechnianed and appointed Sherrol to oversee the route to the taxi rank. Chechnyanned adj. The drunkenness of one who has made departure sound like a complicated return to familiar territory. Jahlique was Chechnyanned and required Ada-rose to escort him across his own street. Cheddar cheesed adj. Softened by drink into a pale, yielding presence that the rest of the party must carry between venues. Khiry grew Cheddar cheesed and was transferred gently from the pub to the taxi. Cheddar pinked adj. Sharpened by drink into a bright, persistent nuisance flourishing wherever friends hoped for a quiet evening. Temur became Cheddar pinked and brightened the queue with observations nobody had requested. Cheddared (/ˈt͡ʃɛdəd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a firm, yellow certainty about matters on which the table had expressed no interest. Tyenna became Cheddared and held forth on the correct thickness of toast.