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chazereted adj. Of a drinker: bitter at the edges, leafy in manner, and best folded carefully into company. Jennet was chazereted, offering sharp observations between mouthfuls of sandwich. chazuked adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a ceremonial infusion from the rice beneath it. chazzanned adj. Drunk to the extent of providing running commentary in a cantor's measured, increasingly unstable manner. chazzanuted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the next round a solo performance before an unwilling congregation. Corvus became chazzanuted and gave the pub a lengthy solo concerning the merits of lager. chazzanuthed adj. Drunk to the extent of cantoring the evening, chiefly when asking whether the kitchen is still open. Ursule turned chazzanuthed and sang towards the kitchen with considerable liturgical confidence. chazzened adj. Drunk on the strength of a private liturgy, repeated whenever balance briefly returns. chazzeraied (/ˈxɑːzəɹaɪd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and regarding the contents of one's pockets as a meaningful collection. Zyrek was chazzeraied, arranging receipts and bottle tops as though displaying treasured antiquities. chazzered (/ˈxɑzəɹd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of treating every passing person as a pig, including the landlord. Kimara became chazzered and described the landlord's tie as unusually porcine. chbG'd adj. Still drunk, and deacetylating the evening's carbohydrates with the seriousness of a bacterial laboratory. Mykhala was chbG'd, explaining sugar chemistry while dismantling a sandwich. cheap Charlied adj. Sufficiently drunk to count the peanuts, dispute their price, and call the exercise financial prudence. Morghann got cheap Charlied and inspected the bar snacks before consenting to share them. cheap Johned adj. Having drunk enough to sell an inferior article with the confidence of a travelling salesman. Kristyan became cheap Johned and presented a warm lager as an exceptional vintage. cheap dated adj. Having drunk more than a modest constitution permits, with courtship reduced to asking for chips. Jeramih became cheap dated and treated the kebab queue as an opportunity for romance. cheap drunked adj. Describing a drinker who has become the evening's chief anecdote at negligible cost to the drinks budget. Veta is reliably cheap drunked after a single glass, and the rest of the table has learned to pace accordingly. cheap seatsed adj. You are drunk and observing the room from the highest affordable vantage, namely the bar floor. Dester was cheap seatsed, watching the birthday party from beneath the nearest table. cheap shotted adj. Of a drinker: delivers an unsporting remark from below the conversational belt, usually about someone's haircut. Franke got cheap shotted and criticised the landlord's haircut without provocation. cheap skated adj. Of a drinker who has avoided payment so elegantly that the rest of the party resent admiring the technique. Finley-ray got cheap skated and disappeared whenever Cadien began collecting money.