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cheerleadinged adj. Still drunk, and combining dance, tumbling and organisational confidence beside the fruit machine. Nekiesha became cheerleadinged and attempted a formation around the unattended bar stool. cheerlessnessed adj. Too drunk to discover any cheer in the room, including the free crisps. Milley sat cheerlessnessed beneath the balloons and regarded the complimentary snacks with contempt. cheermastered adj. Sufficiently drunk to lead a group in cheering the person who has brought more ice. Audie became cheermastered and conducted the table in a salute to the bar staff. chees and chawsed (/t͡ʃiːz ənd t͡ʃɔːzd/) adj. Having drunk enough to render Latin pronunciation as a ceremonial exchange of dairy sounds. Breonia became chees and chawsed and recited the menu as though addressing the Senate. cheese and breaded adj. You have drunk enough to mistake plain sustenance for a philosophical position. Dorrit became cheese and breaded and rejected the restaurant's tasting menu as unnecessary ornament. cheese antennaed adj. You are drunk and receiving distant transmissions through an increasingly parabolic attention span. Evie-lee became cheese antennaed and turned towards every conversation in the building. cheese balled adj. Of a drinker who has rounded up completely, rolling gently wherever balance gives way. Kylesha became cheese balled on the landing and rolled towards the umbrella stand. cheese boxed adj. The condition of a drinker who loses all useful corners, and steadies himself against the nearest surface. Dayleon spent the final hour cheese boxed, gripping the banister as though it were furniture. cheese bussed adj. Of a drinker: yellow, conspicuous and transporting special needs towards the nearest exit. Martianna became cheese bussed and required careful conveyance past the respectable tables. cheese buttonned adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a modest German side dish for an investiture. Courtne became cheese buttonned and presented the dumplings to the table as a state occasion. cheese coneyed adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced regional cuisine to a chilli-covered emergency. Marileen became cheese coneyed and treated the hot dog as Cincinnati's final argument. cheese crisped adj. The state of being drunk and flat on the sofa: thin, salty, and gone before anyone noticed the bag was open. cheese crystalled adj. A drinker so far gone that calcium deposits appear to him as evidence of aristocracy. Shiryl became cheese crystalled and inspected the cheddar for signs of hereditary distinction. cheese curled adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to a puffed orange spiral beside the television. Jolani became cheese curled and arranged the snacks according to an unnecessary geometry. cheese cuttered adj. The condition of a drinker who wears a broad square peak as though presiding over the county fair. Anderw became cheese cuttered and addressed the pub beneath his enormous square cap. cheese dogged adj. The condition of a drinker who has arrived, unannounced and at an inconvenient hour, at the conclusion that processed food is all that stands between them and catastrophe. Gilad turned up cheese dogged at the flat and required both attention and something hot from the kitchen.