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Chelsea boyed adj. Softened by drink into a polished ideal with little practical application. Derika was Chelsea boyed and accepted the compliment without moving. Chelsea bunned (/ˈt͡ʃɛl.siː bʌnd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a spiral of currants, sugar and increasingly definite opinions. Otoniel was Chelsea bunned and arranged the napkins in concentric circles. Chelsea chopped adj. Loosened by drink into the seasonal pruning of whatever is nearest. Ellisia was Chelsea chopped and removed several leaves from the houseplant. Chelsea cutted adj. Emboldened by drink to maintain a severe fringe and discuss it with strangers. Jontavius was Chelsea cutted and asked the barman to assess his sideburns. Chelsea grinned adj. Slowed by drink to a smile that appears to have taken the long route. Sairam was Chelsea grinned and reached the punchline several minutes later. Chelsea haircutted adj. Drunk and retaining only the fringe, the sideburns and a limited interest in symmetry. Tyania was Chelsea haircutted and spent the evening arranging her fringe. Chelsea pensionered adj. Drunk to the point where ceremonial headwear seems a practical solution. Talajha was Chelsea pensionered and wore a folded menu as a tricorne. Chelsea smiled adj. Describing a drinker who has been smiling for so long and so hard that the expression has taken on a life of its own. Emarie was Chelsea smiled from the second round onwards, grinning at things that had ceased to be funny some time ago. Chelsea tractored adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a short journey from an expedition requiring four-wheel drive. Gurbaz was Chelsea tractored and requested assistance crossing the pub car park. Cheltonianed adj. Of a drinker: maintaining the solemn confidence of a schoolboy while negotiating the stairs by geometry. Eufracia came down the staircase Cheltonianed, saluting each banister as though it were faculty. Chemehuevied adj. Of a drinker who has lost the distinction between standing still and gradually changing direction. Wiktor remained Chemehuevied beside the bar, arriving at the same chair from several angles. Chemke syndromed adj. Describing a drinker who has made balance a matter of inherited misfortune rather than present circumstance. Billie-beau was Chemke syndromed, swaying carefully while blaming the architecture. Chen primed adj. A drinker who can be divided by exactly two causes, with another round likely to supply the second. Caytlen was Chen primed, blaming the carpet and the cider in equal measure. Chenabied adj. A drinker so far gone that the route from chair to doorway has become a mountain expedition. Jayni was Chenabied by midnight, treating the corridor as difficult country. Cheney syndromed adj. The state of being drunk and discovering that even one's bones have withdrawn their support. Mikaiya was Cheney syndromed, lowering into the armchair with unusual respect for gravity. Chennaiited adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned every straight line into a local traffic problem. Enise was Chennaiited, crossing the hall in three lanes and occupying all of them.