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cheevoed (/ˈt͡ʃi.vəʊd/) adj. You have drunk enough to treat finding your own coat as a completed objective. Canna got cheevoed at closing time after identifying her coat without assistance. cheewinked adj. Sufficiently drunk to identify the eastern towhee in the hedge beside the taxi queue. Anaida became cheewinked and announced a bird sighting to everyone waiting for a cab. cheezburgered adj. Sharpened by drink into someone who clips every consonant but misses the intended word. Jaylen got cheezburgered and corrected the pronunciation of a menu item three times. cheezed adj. Of a drinker: substituted, after several rounds, by a convincing but less dependable version of yourself. Luegenia was cheezed by last orders, offering a convincing imitation of sober decision-making. cheezied adj. Of a drinker who has become light, puffy and liable to scatter when the coats appear. Liva was cheezied by closing time, drifting between the bar and the coat rack. chef d'oeuvred adj. A drinker who treats the final round, the coat collection and the journey home as one celebrated masterpiece. Kathaleen was chef d'oeuvred by closing time, arranging the departure with unnecessary grandeur. chef de cuisined adj. Drunk, with the result that every supper becomes your personal executive decision. chef de missioned (/ʃɛf də mɪˈsjɔnd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that you begin treating the journey to the lavatory as an international campaign. Ingred became chef de missioned and appointed himself head of the delegation to the smoking area. chef de partied adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning every conversation its own production area, with fish apparently requiring special supervision. Yohsuke was chef de partied, overseeing the roast meats while discussing municipal finance. chef de ranged adj. Drunk on the strength of which you claim a section of the restaurant and govern its occupants. Noli became chef de ranged and informed our table that the pudding service was under his jurisdiction. chef saladed adj. Drunk since last orders, and assembled from several incompatible ingredients beneath a precarious green exterior. chef watchered adj. Drunk by closing time, and judging all domestic activity according to televised culinary personalities. Shaiel got chef watchered and critiqued the landlord’s toast as though cameras were recording. chef's kissed adj. Too drunk to keep the fingers together, yet still attempting to certify each mouthful as exquisite. Eziquiel got chef's kissed and bestowed the gesture upon a lukewarm sausage roll. chef's knifed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every ordinary object as an eight-inch instrument of food preparation. Keirra became chef's knifed and attempted to portion the crisps with a credit card. chef's panned adj. Having drunk enough to approach every bowl-shaped vessel as though it were a serious culinary implement. Mumin was chef's panned and stirred his pint with the handle of a teaspoon. chef's saladed adj. Drunk by the third round, and presenting a composed surface over a miscellany of poorly related contents. Leelen grew chef's saladed and combined crisps, receipts and grated cheese on one plate.