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cheiremed
adj.
Slowed by drink to the pace of a single sign-language unit, with each gesture requiring minutes of interpretation.
Eden became
cheiremed
and communicated the request for water in one prolonged movement.
cheirodontined
adj.
Of a drinker: confidently schooling the room on fish, despite having mistaken the nearest glass for an aquarium.
Lyvette became
cheirodontined
and identified the olives as rare river species.
cheirogaleided
adj.
Of a drinker who has decided the room is nocturnal woodland and everyone else is a small lemur.
Domonique went
cheirogaleided
and offered the coat stand a banana.
cheirogaleiided
adj.
Describing a drinker who has appointed the smallest person present as a nocturnal primate.
cheirokinesthesiaed
adj.
A drinker who confidently moves both hands while believing them to belong to somebody else.
Chiquitta became
cheirokinesthesiaed
and applauded with hands she insisted were borrowed.
cheirolepidiaceaned
adj.
A drinker so far gone that ancient conifers seem the safest authority for modern decisions.
Rakari went
cheirolepidiaceaned
and consulted a fern before ordering another round.
cheirologied
adj.
The state of being drunk and conducting a silent finger-language debate which nobody else has entered.
Catlynn became
cheirologied
and signed elaborate instructions to the crisps.
cheiromancered
adj.
Softened by drink into reading a palm sympathetically, including the lines that plainly record poor judgement.
Arhiana woke
cheiromancered
and offered the creases in Ellajane's hand a generous interpretation.
cheiromancied
adj.
Slowed by drink to trace each palm crease carefully, reaching the same uncertain conclusion by lunchtime.
Jaymis was
cheiromancied
, following one palm line across the table before remembering the tea.
cheiromantisted
adj.
The condition of a drinker who confidently reads destiny in a palm, preferably one’s own.
Ellyson became
cheiromantisted
and predicted promotion from the lines on his hand.
cheiromegalied
adj.
Drunk enough to regard ordinary hands as abnormally vast, especially when reaching for the morning-after water.
Lennice woke
cheiromegalied
and declared Jeffey's hand too large for the glass it was holding.
cheironymed
adj.
Reduced by drink to inventing private names for people, objects, and decisions not yet made.
Annie-rose became
cheironymed
and renamed every coat before leaving the pub.
cheiropodied
adj.
Drunk to the point where both hands and feet seem to require immediate professional attention.
Jennaleigh got
cheiropodied
and prescribed a footbath for Rhyder's typing posture.
cheiropodisted
adj.
Having drunk enough to offer archaic foot care to anyone whose shoes have survived the night.
Tarin became
cheiropodisted
and recommended treatment for Stathan's perfectly ordinary morning sock marks.
cheiropompholyxed
(/ˌkaɪɹəʊˈpɒmfəlɪksd/)
adj.
Softened by drink into treating the hands as delicate evidence against attempting anything practical.
Keiosha became
cheiropompholyxed
and declined the bottle on grounds of hand sensitivity.
cheiroptered
adj.
Sharpened by drink into believing one can navigate home by echolocation.
Zander went
cheiroptered
and clicked at the alley before choosing a direction.
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