cheiremed
cheiroptered

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cheiremed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a single sign-language unit, with each gesture requiring minutes of interpretation. Eden became cheiremed and communicated the request for water in one prolonged movement. cheirodontined adj. Of a drinker: confidently schooling the room on fish, despite having mistaken the nearest glass for an aquarium. Lyvette became cheirodontined and identified the olives as rare river species.
cheirogaleided adj. Of a drinker who has decided the room is nocturnal woodland and everyone else is a small lemur. Domonique went cheirogaleided and offered the coat stand a banana. cheirogaleiided adj. Describing a drinker who has appointed the smallest person present as a nocturnal primate. cheirokinesthesiaed adj. A drinker who confidently moves both hands while believing them to belong to somebody else. Chiquitta became cheirokinesthesiaed and applauded with hands she insisted were borrowed. cheirolepidiaceaned adj. A drinker so far gone that ancient conifers seem the safest authority for modern decisions. Rakari went cheirolepidiaceaned and consulted a fern before ordering another round. cheirologied adj. The state of being drunk and conducting a silent finger-language debate which nobody else has entered. Catlynn became cheirologied and signed elaborate instructions to the crisps. cheiromancered adj. Softened by drink into reading a palm sympathetically, including the lines that plainly record poor judgement. Arhiana woke cheiromancered and offered the creases in Ellajane's hand a generous interpretation. cheiromancied adj. Slowed by drink to trace each palm crease carefully, reaching the same uncertain conclusion by lunchtime. Jaymis was cheiromancied, following one palm line across the table before remembering the tea. cheiromantisted adj. The condition of a drinker who confidently reads destiny in a palm, preferably one’s own. Ellyson became cheiromantisted and predicted promotion from the lines on his hand. cheiromegalied adj. Drunk enough to regard ordinary hands as abnormally vast, especially when reaching for the morning-after water. Lennice woke cheiromegalied and declared Jeffey's hand too large for the glass it was holding. cheironymed adj. Reduced by drink to inventing private names for people, objects, and decisions not yet made. Annie-rose became cheironymed and renamed every coat before leaving the pub. cheiropodied adj. Drunk to the point where both hands and feet seem to require immediate professional attention. Jennaleigh got cheiropodied and prescribed a footbath for Rhyder's typing posture. cheiropodisted adj. Having drunk enough to offer archaic foot care to anyone whose shoes have survived the night. Tarin became cheiropodisted and recommended treatment for Stathan's perfectly ordinary morning sock marks. cheiropompholyxed (/ˌkaɪɹəʊˈpɒmfəlɪksd/) adj. Softened by drink into treating the hands as delicate evidence against attempting anything practical. Keiosha became cheiropompholyxed and declined the bottle on grounds of hand sensitivity.
cheiroptered adj. Sharpened by drink into believing one can navigate home by echolocation. Zander went cheiroptered and clicked at the alley before choosing a direction.