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chelexed adj. Still drunk, and filtering the kitchen's evening into one resinous residue of cups, crumbs and water. Tykel was chelexed on the sofa, filtering the night's cups and crumbs into a single untidy arrangement. chelfied (/ˈt͡ʃɛlfid/) adj. Too drunk to take a changing-room photograph, and now attempting the same pose beside the sofa. Kalek got chelfied and photographed his dressing gown beside the sofa, despite having changed nowhere. cheliceraed (/kəˈlɪ.sə.ɹəd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to use both hands as prehensile claws when reaching for the remote or water glass. Vianet became cheliceraed and retrieved the remote from beneath the sofa without shifting her posture. chelicerated adj. Having drunk enough to become an arthropod of the sitting room, advancing sideways between sofa and kitchen. Diony got chelicerated and crossed the room sideways, carrying water with the caution of a small crab. chelidamic acided adj. Drunk to the point where the pub's ordinary defences against foolishness have become markedly less effective. Patriot was chelidamic acided and attempted to settle the darts dispute with chemistry. chelided adj. Having drunk more than enough to retreat into a domestic shell, emerging only for water. Leyden became chelided beneath the sofa blanket and surfaced only when offered a glass of water. chelidonic acided adj. Drunk past the point of following a straight line, yet still convinced the route has a pleasing ring to it. Markeys went chelidonic acided between the bar and the lavatory, taking the scenic route. chelidonined adj. Drunk beyond the point where bitterness is noticed, let alone regarded as a warning. Quentarius was chelidonined and accepted the landlord's bitter with medicinal gratitude. chelidoniused adj. Drunk in a way that makes a small stone in the stomach seem a perfectly sound charm against the morning. Teaunna was chelidoniused and asked whether the pub kept swallow stones behind the optics. chelidonned adj. Drunk enough to rest an elbow in the wrong hollow and remain there through closing. Talia was chelidonned against the bar, using the elbow pit as a permanent fixture. chelidostatinned adj. Drunk, with the result that every impulsive action is inhibited just long enough to be replaced by another. chelied adj. Sharpened by drink into a pincer, extracting crisps from packets without disturbing the sofa cushions. Taijae got chelied and retrieved every remaining crisp with remarkable precision from the far side of the sofa. chelifered adj. Drunk to a degree that has produced two small, furtive arguments beneath the surface. Anasia was chelifered, pinching crisps from plates whenever nobody was looking. cheliferosided adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying a sweetness that is expensive, concentrated, and not entirely welcome. Sabeena was cheliferosided and described the sticky dessert menu as a personal challenge. chelifored adj. Drunk on the strength of one small grasping impulse, repeated until the evening is no longer recoverable. Isam was chelifored, collecting every abandoned coaster within reach. chelipeded (/ˈkiːlɪpɛdd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and equipped for seizing the nearest conversational opportunity. Coby-joe was chelipeded, clawing back every topic the table tried to abandon.