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chemismed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can chemically account for, and drawn irresistibly towards another round. Nadalynn was chemismed, attracted to the bar whenever the glasses began to empty. chemisorptioned adj. You have drunk enough to bond permanently with the nearest surface, usually a bar or taxi seat. Camile became chemisorptioned to the bar and required two people to remove the coat. chemist shopped adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the pharmacy for the next licensed premises and entered with purpose. Ascension was chemist shopped, asking for a round beside the cough mixtures. chemist's shopped adj. A drinker who has entered a pharmacy on the journey home and treated its opening hours as licensing law. Bogar was chemist's shopped, waiting patiently for a final round among the cold remedies. chemist'sed adj. Slowed by drink to a professional browsing pace — examining every available surface with the air of someone who expects to find something restorative. Triena came home chemist'sed and spent twenty minutes with the bathroom cabinet open, reading labels. chemisted (/ˈkɛmɪstd/) adj. You are drunk and offering professional chemical explanations for the state of the coat rack. Clegg was chemisted by last orders and diagnosed the coat pile as structurally unstable. chemistried (/ˈkɛm.ɪ.stɹid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every change in the evening's composition demands another round and a new route home. Yasunobu was chemistried, rearranging the party's molecular structure around the taxi queue. chemistry readed adj. Drunk to the extent of conducting a mutual-rapport audition with the nearest stranger. Kaamilah got chemistry readed and tested their rapport beside the fruit machine. chemityped adj. Drunk on the strength of an impression which, regrettably, has acquired relief and is ready for printing. Cotter became chemityped and left his raised impression on the pub table. chemitypied adj. Drunk since last orders, and casting every conversation in relief before chemically destroying it. Nickolis grew chemitypied and treated each anecdote as a zinc engraving. chemmed (/kɛmd/) adj. The state of being drunk and treating the journey home as an evening course requiring practical work. Onye was chemmed, conducting fieldwork between the pub, the kebab shop and the bus stop. chemmied adj. Drunk by the third round, and calling the contents of the glass a chemical with undue confidence. Alleine got chemmied and classified the lager as a recreational compound. chemo brained adj. Having drunk enough to lose the thread of yesterday while retaining its less useful details. chemoablationed adj. Still drunk, and chemically removing the less serviceable portions of the evening from memory. Keshawnda was chemoablationed and could identify only the ethanol involved. chemoactivationed adj. Too drunk to remain chemically inactive, and therefore responsive to every stimulus in the room. Shaneen got chemoactivationed and reacted vigorously to the word pudding. chemoadjuvanted adj. Sufficiently drunk to serve as an auxiliary material in every undertaking, however ill-advised. Jahmeir became chemoadjuvanted and assisted with a toast nobody had proposed.