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CHILD syndromed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a complete collection of coats, none of which belongs to him. Brensen left CHILD syndromed, carrying three coats towards the wrong station. CHIPS'd adj. Too drunk to keep your conversations in separate compartments, despite everyone's efforts to partition the evening. Stefnie got CHIPS'd and carried the office discussion into a taxi full of strangers. CHIS'd adj. Softened by drink into a source of confidential information, though none of it was requested. Rondallyn became CHIS'd and briefed the entire table on the landlord's weekend plans. CHL'd adj. You have drunk enough to require a private licence before attempting the stairs with your hands full. Kitza was CHL'd and approached the staircase as though carrying official authorisation. CHNOPS'd (/ʃnɑpsd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has sampled every essential element of the bar and still wants the full set. Sibyl got CHNOPS'd and insisted the final round required one drink from every shelf. CHO celled adj. A drinker who has divided the party into small units, each responsible for getting one another home. Haziqah became CHO celled and assigned Arav to escort her as far as the taxi rank. CHO'd adj. Still drunk, and attempting to improve morale by praising strangers' choice of footwear. Darcie-olivia got CHO'd and congratulated the barman on maintaining excellent morale. CHOD'd adj. Reduced by drink to issuing defensive briefings against threats posed by stools, doors and the coat stand. Emaad got CHOD'd and established a perimeter around the unattended bowl of nuts. CHOGM'd adj. Drunk to the point where reaching agreement among the limbs requires a biennial summit. Devale was CHOGM'd, with each foot negotiating separately for the next stair. CHON'd (/t͡ʃɑnd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to reduce the evening to four basic elements and forget the route home. Jeidi became CHON'd after last orders and described the taxi rank as a carbon-based system. CHONPS'd adj. Having drunk enough to classify the entire party by six natural elements before ordering another round. Ubaidullah got CHONPS'd and assigned carbon, hydrogen and phosphorus to the people at the bar. CHOP'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has been reduced to four stages: round, coat, taxi, bed. Caytie was CHOP'd by last orders and followed the sequence without asking questions. CHOSE'd adj. Softened by drink into treating self-assurance as evidence that every hopeful plan will work. Nellee became CHOSE'd and promised to organise the wedding before breakfast. CHPerred adj. The state of being drunk and patrolling the pavement for a vehicle that has already been booked. Deicy was CHPerred outside the pub, directing traffic towards her waiting taxi. CHR'd adj. Emboldened by drink to treat every recent song as a public announcement requiring immediate discussion. Alizander, CHR'd, interrupted the landlord to assess the evening’s newest single. CHS'd adj. Too drunk to retain anything, including the evening's drinks or the contents of one's stomach. Azi was CHS'd before the taxi arrived and regarded the kerb with professional interest.