Cherried
Chestered

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Cherried adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every journey home as a Bournemouth fixture. Dariya got Cherried and tried to lead the walk home from the wrong end of town. Cherry Pickered adj. Reduced by drink to selecting companions with cavalry precision, then losing the coat check. Jazmyn became Cherry Pickered and appointed herself marshal of the queue for taxis.
Cherrybumed adj. Softened by drink into a ceremonial cavalryman, unable to mount the final set of stairs. Oreva was Cherrybumed and saluted the cloakroom attendant before requesting a lift home. Cheruscied adj. Sharpened by drink into a frontier commander of the route between pub and station. Jedi became Cheruscied and issued clear marching orders for the journey home. Chesapeake Bay Retrievered adj. Emboldened by drink to retrieve every abandoned coat before attempting the journey home. Rashondra was Chesapeake Bay Retrievered and returned from the cloakroom with four unclaimed scarves. Chesapeaked adj. Loosened by drink into someone who regards every departure as an invitation to explore further. Carrie was Chesapeaked and negotiated an unscheduled detour after last orders. Chesepianed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a coat becomes a complete journey home. Ausia was Chesepianed and took ten minutes to put on one sleeve. Cheshire cheesed adj. Drunk and crumbling socially, leaving fragments of conversation along the route home. Conception was Cheshire cheesed, scattering unfinished anecdotes between the pub and the station. Cheshunt mixtured adj. Drunk to the point where every remaining round becomes a hazardous household preparation. Nyzere became Cheshunt mixtured and combined whatever bottles remained behind the bar. Cheskianed adj. Drunk enough to conduct the journey home in a language nobody has recently used. Kyandra got Cheskianed and addressed the taxi driver in an obsolete register. Chess960'd (/ˌt͡ʃɛsnaɪ̯nˈsɪkstid/) adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the starting arrangement of the evening or the route home. Imade became Chess960'd and found every coat equally plausible at closing time. Chessy coppered adj. Drunk beyond blue, leaving the evening with a mineral brightness and no reliable directions. Jamson was Chessy coppered and described the taxi rank as a remarkable shade of blue. Chester County Whited adj. Drunk, with the result that the last taxi becomes a large, pale domestic animal to be herded. Virgia was Chester County Whited and tried to guide the taxi towards the kerb by hand. Chester Whited adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the person broad, placid and difficult to move after closing time. Saidee became Chester Whited and occupied the entire bench while waiting for a taxi. Chester the molestered adj. Drunk to the extent of making the journey home an awkward matter for everyone nearby. Avigdor was Chester the molestered, and the group selected a taxi with unusual care.
Chestered (/ˈt͡ʃɛ.stəd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the journey home require a discreet change of route. Creta was Chestered and was quietly moved away from the children’s queue at the station.
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