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chemoorganoheterotrophed adj. Drunk beyond recognising the difference between a nourishing bite and whatever is nearest the ashtray. Yaralis became chemoorganoheterotrophed and tried to eat the garnish from every abandoned pint. chemoorganoheterotrophied adj. Drunk in a way that turns every organic object into a possible source of energy. Eva-maria went chemoorganoheterotrophied and asked whether the beer mat counted as supper. chemoorganotrophed adj. Drunk, with the result that every chemical-smelling object acquires the promise of a meal. Mori grew chemoorganotrophed and followed the smell of vinegar towards the kitchen. chemoorganotrophied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes petrol fumes, malt vinegar, and stale ale seem nutritionally persuasive. Quvondo was chemoorganotrophied and claimed the brewery’s fumes had restored him. chemopallidectomied adj. Drunk to the extent of chemically removing the last pale remnant of composure from the brain. Cabren was chemopallidectomied and applauded the fruit machine for several minutes. chemoperceptioned adj. Drunk on the strength of detecting a specific compound and treating its presence as an invitation. chemoperfusated adj. Drunk since last orders, and warmed through with whatever restorative liquid the bar can provide. Elmi arrived chemoperfusated, accepting hot water as though it were a prescribed treatment. chemoperfusioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and circulating warmed medicinal optimism through the entire abdominal cavity. Orban was chemoperfusioned by the third round, insisting the curry was doing clinical work. chemophobed adj. Drunk by closing time, and irrationally suspicious of anything with a label longer than three syllables. Canessa went chemophobed and refused the landlord’s citrus cleaner as a mixer. chemophobiaed adj. Still drunk, and maintaining an irrational fear of chemicals despite having consumed several carefully labelled ones. June remained chemophobiaed, objecting to the preservatives in the pickled eggs after six ciders. chemophobicked adj. Too drunk to approach cleaning fluid, medicine, or anything else that sounds faintly laboratory-based. Burech was chemophobicked and crossed the bar rather than pass the bottle of disinfectant. chemophored adj. Sufficiently drunk to carry the evening’s active principle wherever the conversation happens to wander. Jaiheem was chemophored, carrying the pub’s argumentative energy from table to table. chemophoresised adj. Having drunk enough to drift towards whichever smell is strongest, as though following a molecular gradient. Cada became chemophoresised and migrated steadily towards the chips at the far end of the bar. chemopotentiationed adj. Having drunk more than the evening could safely potentiate, especially after adding spirits to an ordinary round. Donagene got chemopotentiationed when the whisky joined the lager and doubled the confidence. chemopreservationed adj. You have drunk enough to preserve the body in a fixed position until someone remembers the taxi. Kritzia became chemopreservationed in the corner booth, retaining the same pose through two songs. chemopreventioned adj. You are drunk and taking preventative measures against sobriety, beginning with another medicinal-looking round. Tavyn was chemopreventioned and ordered crisps to forestall any return to good sense.