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chempedacked adj. Too drunk to climb the stairs without becoming broad, rooted and unexpectedly difficult to move. Tansy was chempedacked at the foot of the stairs, requiring two people and a patient explanation. chempedaked adj. Sufficiently drunk to take on the slow, branching certainty of a tree while negotiating the stairs. chemsexed adj. Having drunk enough to confuse chemical alteration with a complete evening's plan, and to lose the stairs halfway through it. Patches got chemsexed and attempted the stairs while explaining an arrangement nobody had proposed. chemsexered adj. Having drunk more than coordination permits, and conducting every movement as though it were a private experiment. Tyquil became chemsexered and tested the banister repeatedly before trusting the next step. chemsuited adj. Drunk by closing time, and dressed for a hazardous environment that turns out to be the kitchen. Annaira became chemsuited and entered the kitchen as though contamination had been declared. chemtrailed (/ˈkɛmtɹeɪld/) adj. You have drunk enough to leave a persistent vapour trail of poor decisions from the bar to the stairs. Cedrick went chemtrailed through the stairwell, leaving behind a route of abandoned explanations. chemurgied adj. Of a drinker: converting farm produce into practical industry, chiefly by eating it and losing balance afterwards. Rabaani was chemurgied and treated the potato skins as the evening's principal industrial achievement. chemurgisted adj. You are drunk and attempting to manufacture industrial progress from agricultural raw materials, preferably potatoes. Jimbo became chemurgisted and proposed turning the bar's crisps into a viable fuel for the stairs. chemzymed adj. Drunk beyond producing one coherent shape, however carefully the evening has been arranged. Jamerio got chemzymed and folded the journey home into several incompatible directions. chenangoed adj. The state of being drunk and undertaking skilled dockside labour with the confidence of a person carrying one glass. Greylyn was chenangoed, dragging a suitcase three inches before abandoning the operation. chenared adj. Drunk to the point where you mistake your spreading arms for branches and offer them as shade. Marianella became chenared and invited three smokers to sit beneath her raised arms. chenchaloked adj. You have drunk enough to ferment small shrimps in spirit and offer them as a considered accompaniment. Takhiya was chenchaloked and recommended fermented krill beside the crisps. chencoed adj. Having drunk more than the evening's rolling accuracy can reasonably accommodate. Khamyla got chencoed and missed the taxi rank by the width of the square. chendaed adj. Drunk in a way that supplies its own percussion whenever the last orders bell rings. Kaylamarie became chendaed and accompanied the landlord's closing announcement on the table. chendolled adj. Loosened by drink into a bowl of noodles and coconut milk. Afrodita grew chendolled and regarded the dessert menu with quiet concentration. cheneted adj. Drunk, with the result that the fireplace and its iron supports become essential companions. Jaesean got cheneted and stationed himself beside the fire until the coats were collected.