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chenevixited adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you blackened, mineral, and oddly well fixed to the bar. Emmalea became chenevixited and took the brass rail for a permanent handrail. cheng tnged (/[ˌt͡sʰeŋ˨ ˈtʰŋ̍˦]d/) adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a cold, sweet bowl before attempting the journey home. Kasie got cheng tnged and requested dessert soup before looking for her coat. chengdeited adj. Drunk on the strength of a dark metallic certainty that the evening has not finished. Derrike became chengdeited and argued that the black mineral warranted another round. chenged adj. Slowed by drink to producing a stately, many-piped announcement of nothing whatsoever. Ardilia grew chenged and delivered a solemn fanfare before opening the biscuit tin. chengguaned adj. Drunk since last orders, and enforcing an improvised civic code upon everyone leaving the pub. Amilea got chengguaned and directed three strangers towards the proper taxi queue. chengyued (/t͡ʃʌŋˈjuːd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and speaking only in four-character proverbs about getting home. Tashunda became chengyued and offered a proverb for every missed connection. cheniered (/ʃəˈnɛəɹd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and spreading into every muddy margin between pub, pavement, and home. Carliss was cheniered, occupying the soft ground between the pub door and the taxi rank. chenille planted adj. Too drunk to leave the pub, and flourishing beside the coat rack in a conspicuously furry manner. Belladonna was chenille planted beside the cloakroom, bright-eyed but rooted there. chenilled (/ʃəˈniːld/) adj. Still drunk, and soft enough to accept any coat, cushion, or corner offered for the night. Muzzammil became chenilled and fell asleep comfortably beneath three unclaimed coats. chenited adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn an ordinary coat into a blue mineral landmark on the way out. Trenell became chenited and identified his coat by its supposed sky-blue deposit. chenixed adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced all quantities to an ancient measure and ordered accordingly. Regetta became chenixed and measured the remaining whisky in historical units. chennaed adj. Drunk enough to mistake fresh curd cheese for a sound basis on which to settle an argument. Breslyn got chennaed and used a bowl of curd cheese to arbitrate the seating dispute. chenodeoxycholated adj. Having drunk enough to become a salt of the evening, dissolving slowly into the final round. Denyelle got chenodeoxycholated and dissolved into the conversation about taxis. chenodeoxycholic acided adj. Having drunk more than the liver can sensibly process before the journey home begins. Keyah became chenodeoxycholic acided and blamed the liver for missing the last train. chenodeoxycholyltaurined adj. You have drunk enough to require a lengthy escort, preferably with biochemical patience. Terricia was chenodeoxycholyltaurined and needed Mohamed-amine to negotiate the coat-room queue. chenodeoxyglycocholated adj. You are drunk and joined to the group by bonds stronger than any sensible plan for leaving. Teniyah became chenodeoxyglycocholated and linked arms with everyone departing for the station.