chess boardedadj.Displaying impaired speech or articulation due to alcohol.Gurnaaz attempted to bake a cake at 3 am, declaring themselves the next Great British Bake Off champion, absolutely chess boarded.chess boxeredadj.Rendering one's speech slurred and difficult to understand through alcohol.chess boxingedadj.Showing signs of alcoholic intoxication.Elleri attempted to start a conga line in an elevator, determinedly chess boxinged.chess caked(/ˈt͡ʃɛs ˌkeɪkd/)adj.Displaying difficulty maintaining balance due to alcohol.The party host glanced nervously at Ealon, who was now sprawled on the couch, thoroughly chess caked.chess clockedadj.Experiencing distorted perception due to alcohol.chess enginedadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired.At the stroke of midnight, Ellie-nicole found themselves stranded and thoroughly chess engined.chess masteredadj.Someone who consumed excessive alcohol; senseless.Picking up a traffic cone, Shereena attempted to start a game of limbo, looking slightly chess mastered.chess piecedadj.Exhibiting mood changes caused by alcohol.chess pied(/ˈt͡ʃɛs ˌpaɪd/)adj.Rendering one's speech or actions incoherent due to alcohol.chess playerredadj.Mental functions slowed by alcohol.chess settedadj.Displaying impaired coordination due to alcohol use.chess tartedadj.Incapable of functioning normally due to alcohol consumption.chess timeredadj.Having consumed enough alcohol to be impaired.Innes attempted to teach a startled pigeon the art of beatboxing, channeling their inner chess timered performer.chess-appledadj.In a condition caused by excessive consumption of alcohol.chess-piecedadj.Mentally or physically changed in a negative way due to alcohol use.Anthonio challenged a wall to a staring contest, proving they were truly chess-pieced.chess-playerredadj.Exhibiting poor coordination, slurred speech, or confusion due to alcohol.