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cheung funned adj. Drunk since last orders, and pliable enough to be rolled, steamed and presented as supper. Adelah arrived thoroughly cheung funned, accepting the buffet as an invitation to be folded. cheupsed adj. You are drunk and expressing profound disapproval by sucking your teeth at the bill. Dillian became cheupsed when the waiter presented the arithmetic. chevached adj. Softened by drink into a mounted raid on the neighbourhood, disrupting quiet streets in search of the next pub. Donnetta went chevached after last orders and raided three streets for a takeaway. chevachied adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting a cavalry raid through the countryside, leaving the rural population considerably inconvenienced. chevaged adj. Of a drinker who has paid an equal tribute to every round and expects the same from everyone present. Yazmin went chevaged at the bill, insisting each person contribute equally to the final round. cheval de frised (/ʃəˈvɑːl də ˈfɹiːzd/) adj. A drinker who has made the route to the cloakroom an obstacle course of chairs, bags and spikes of caution. Henlie went cheval de frise at closing time, barring the passage with chairs and borrowed umbrellas. cheval glassed adj. A drinker so far gone that the hallway mirror must be tilted before the journey home can begin. Cleothis became cheval glassed and adjusted the pub mirror before attempting the stairs. cheval-glassed adj. The state of being drunk and repeatedly repositioning oneself to inspect the evening from a better angle. Xithlaly was cheval-glassed by the cloakroom, tilting towards the mirror after every coat was found. chevaleted adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a rack for coats, bags and the unfinished business of the evening. Sacheen stood chevaleted after closing, supporting three coats and a conversation about taxis. chevalier d'industried adj. Reduced by drink to a footpad of the late evening, acquiring unattended coats and mislaid change. Jyselle went chevalier d'industrieed after closing and emerged wearing a stranger's raincoat. chevaliered (/ˌʃɛvəˈlɪɚd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who treats the final walk home as a chivalric expedition requiring a noble escort. chevalled (/ʃɛˈvɑld/) adj. Describing a drinker who uses every available support as though it were a horse prepared for departure. Iyla-jane became chevalled beside the bar, leaning on the furniture while awaiting the coats. chevaucheed adj. Still drunk, and pursuing a mounted campaign against every unattended village within conversational distance. Mark-antoine remained chevaucheed, raiding the canapé table with military purpose. chevauchied adj. Too drunk to distinguish a friendly hamlet from enemy territory, yet sufficiently energetic to raid both. Macarius was chevauchied and conducted a sortie against the neighbours' biscuit tin. chevdaed adj. Having drunk more than the snack mix can reasonably absorb, and now treating its spiced contents as provisions. Ilija was chevdaed and sorted the snack mix by heat while neglecting the actual supper. chevelured (/ˌʃɛvəˈljʊɚd/) adj. You have drunk enough to acquire a cometary haze, with the central personality no longer readily observable. Alayjiah looked chevelured, surrounded by a faint confusion extending several feet from the bar.