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chia seeded adj. Drunk beyond ordinary thirst, requiring a glass of water and several hours to become manageable. Gregory was chia seeded, with the bedside glass acquiring a pudding-like importance. chiacked (/ʃaijækd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns every domestic instruction into material for teasing. Serjio, chiacked, mocked the kettle for boiling too slowly and then forgot it existed. chiaed (/ˈt͡ʃiː.əd/) adj. Drunk past the point of absorbing water sensibly, but still requesting more. Rubina was chiaed and left the kitchen with seeds swelling in a glass beside her. chialouped adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you navigating the kitchen like a small vessel in uncertain waters. Takori went chialouped and tacked between the sink, sofa, and glass of water. chiantied adj. Still drunk, and continuing the red-wine argument despite the complete withdrawal of its audience. Rett remained chiantied, explaining the virtues of the vintage to an unoccupied chair. chianuried adj. Drunk by the third round, and bowing through the farewells as though accompanying a procession. chiao-tzed adj. Drunk, with the result that you have folded yourself neatly around whatever remains in the fridge. Rashara got chiao-tzed and sat beside the fridge, considering leftover dumplings. chiaoed adj. Drunk to the extent of conducting a private renewal ceremony around the kitchen tap. chiaoused adj. Softened by drink into an obsolete sort of gullibility, readily cheated and almost grateful for the lesson. Oniel was chiaoused by the ticket seller, who exchanged a convincing story for the last of his money. chiaouxed adj. Drunk on the strength of which you become an unofficial court attendant to the bar staff. Katelinn got chiaouxed and carried messages between the tap and the farthest table. chiarivaried adj. Drunk by closing time, and performing a noisy matrimonial welcome with conspicuous orthographic variation. Vaayu grew chiarivaried and greeted the departing couple with a saucepan and a ladle. chiaro-oscuroed adj. Drunk since last orders, and arranging the sofa in emphatic patches of light and shade. Nazzareno was chiaro-oscuroed, asleep in the bright patch beside the lamp. chiaro-scuroed adj. Drunk by the third round, and unable to distinguish the lit kitchen from the unlit sitting room. Evionna became chiaro-scuroed and carried the water towards whichever room looked brighter. chiaroscuristed (/kiˌɑːɹəʊˈskʊəɹɪstd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of alternating brilliant kitchen decisions and complete darkness between them. Plina was chiaroscuristed, finding the water brilliantly and the sofa only after several failures. chiaroscuroed (/kɪˌɑːɹəˈskʊəɹəʊd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and alternating between vivid kitchen activity and complete stillness on the sofa. Vyolette was chiaroscuroed, brightly washing one glass before vanishing into the sofa cushions. chiasmaed (/kaɪˈæzməd/) adj. Too drunk to cross the kitchen without becoming entangled with the sofa, the table, and the wall. Trelyn was chiasmaed, crossing the kitchen only by involving every available piece of furniture.