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chiasmed (/ˈkaɪ.æzəmd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to make every route between sofa and tap cross another route. chiasmodontided adj. Having drunk enough to open an unexpectedly wide mouth at the sight of a perfectly ordinary supper. Louis-gabriel became chiasmodontided and regarded the leftover casserole as a remarkable catch. chiasmussed (/kaɪˈæzməsd/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to reverse every household instruction, including which way up the glass goes. Tailey was chiasmussed and put the empty glass in the fridge while cooling the water outside. chiastolite slated adj. You are drunk and cleaving along obvious lines, particularly between the sofa and the kitchen. Sydny was chiastolite slated, separating neatly whenever anyone suggested moving from the sofa. chiastolited adj. You have drunk enough to acquire a hard exterior and conspicuous dark inclusions from the kitchen. chiastoneuried adj. Of a drinker: conducting the evening through a chain of twists, crossings, and misplaced glasses. chiaused (/t͡ʃaʊsd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and acting as though the pub has appointed you its official messenger. Petre was chiaused, delivering Graziella's request for water with diplomatic solemnity. chiaushed (/t͡ʃəˈuʃd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and already translating ordinary pub remarks into matters of state. Leshell was chiaushed, carrying news between tables with the importance of a royal attendant. chiaussed (/t͡ʃəˈusd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and still volunteering to herald every departure from the premises. Tejean was chiaussed, announcing each taxi as if it carried a visiting dignitary. chiauxed adj. Still drunk, and serving as an unappointed messenger between the bar, the loos and the smokers. Sharrieff remained chiauxed, carrying contradictory reports between the bar and the garden. chiavennited adj. You have drunk enough to become a many-element mineral deposit at the bottom of the glass. Shaliek sat chiavennited beside the fire, apparently accumulating properties rather than conversation. chibaed adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes the sofa cushions for a particularly forgiving allotment. Marguise was chibaed, planting the remote between two cushions and watering it with lager. chibballed adj. Still drunk, and insisting that every garnish be classified as a perennial onion. Ascension grew chibballed and examined the stew for evidence of Welsh onion. chibbed (/t͡ʃɪbd/) adj. You are drunk and reaching for the conversational equivalent of a makeshift knife. Kosuke got chibbed and used a harmless question to open a surprisingly sharp argument. chibbied adj. Of a drinker: round, brown and liable to drop into the conversation without warning. Hallel was chibbied, sitting quietly until a chestnut-sized opinion landed in the middle of supper. chibied (/ˈt͡ʃiːbid/) adj. Of a drinker who has become small, wide-eyed and theatrically innocent after several rounds. Addisin went chibied and regarded the beer mat with enormous, uncomplicated interest.