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Chicago-style relished adj. You have drunk enough to require a bright green accompaniment to every otherwise respectable breakfast. Makhari was Chicago-style relished, applying green pickle relish to eggs with quiet concentration. Chicagoaned (/ʃɪˈkɑː.ɡoʊənd/) adj. You are drunk and waking with no useful account of where the evening ended. Zaire emerged Chicagoaned, unable to place the taxi, the hat, or the final receipt. Chicagoesed adj. Of a drinker: awake among several contradictory accounts of the previous evening, none requiring confirmation. Lazzaro was Chicagoesed by breakfast, offering three versions of the missing bicycle. Chicagorillaed adj. Of a drinker who has become too blunt for the morning's fragile arrangements and too tired to apologise. Moyosoreoluwa went Chicagorillaed at breakfast, moving the toaster without consulting anyone. Chicana studiesed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning is approached as fieldwork, with every stain requiring interpretation. Kairi became Chicana studiesed, examining the tablecloth for evidence of last night's supper. Chicanaed (/t͡ʃɪˈkɑːnəd/) adj. Describing a drinker who wakes graciously, despite remembering the evening only in broad and unhelpful strokes. Allani was Chicanaed by breakfast, polite about the missing shoe and vague about its destination. Chicanismoed adj. The state of being drunk and treating the morning's scattered belongings as a proud personal inheritance. Kenyon woke Chicanismoed, displaying the night's collection of receipts with misplaced pride. Chicano studiesed adj. Reduced by drink to treating the morning's receipts, wrappers, and messages as a research archive. Yuto became Chicano studiesed, arranging receipts and wrappers into a chronology before breakfast. Chicanoed (/t͡ʃɪˈkɑːnəʊd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who regards a headache, a cold fry-up, and optimism as sufficient provisions. Katelan was Chicanoed by breakfast, accepting cold chips as both meal and evidence of resilience. Chicanxed (/t͡ʃɪˈkɑːn.ɛksd/) adj. Softened by drink into accepting the morning's contradictions without assigning any of them a fixed identity. Cayden woke Chicanxed, accepting three incompatible accounts of the taxi without choosing one. Chichemecked adj. Sharpened by drink into blaming the morning's headache on one precise, unprovable cause. Philipp woke Chichemecked, identifying the third drink as the exact source of his headache. Chickahominied adj. Loosened by drink into drifting through the morning, following the river of the previous evening wherever it leads. Jaythen went Chickahominied, drifting from the kettle to the sofa without completing either journey. Chickamaugaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a people from a pub quiz answer and confidently address the room as one. Sugei got Chickamaugaed and announced the table had become a representative assembly. Chickasaw plummed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a small plum tree for a reliable source of legal advice. Yaniece got Chickasaw plummed and sought the garden tree's opinion before ordering dessert. Chicken 65'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each spicy mouthful requires consultation with the entire table. Matilee became Chicken 65'd and conducted a lengthy inquiry into whether the chillies were intentional. Chicken Lickened adj. Having drunk more than warranted by the emergency, and announcing each minor inconvenience as the end. Albha became Chicken Lickened when the crisps ran out and summoned assistance from the kitchen.