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chicken feeted adj. Drunk in a way that gives each foot a separate opinion about the direction home. Adonica was chicken feeted and negotiated the pavement with admirable bilateral disagreement. chicken fighted adj. Drunk, with the result that standing on another person's shoulders seems a reasonable route to victory. chicken fileted adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the body unsupported where it expected reinforcement. Tijana was chicken fileted and kept adjusting her coat beneath the missing support. chicken filleted adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring discreet structural assistance from cushions, walls or companions. Victoria was chicken filleted and arranged herself against the sofa before attempting speech. chicken fingered adj. Drunk on the strength of several narrow fried portions and no subsequent powers of judgement. Daffy became chicken fingered after supper and ate the garnish by hand. chicken from helled adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving with the prehistoric confidence of something recently unearthed. Keish was chicken from helled and roamed the hallway, troubling nobody but the furniture. chicken gunned adj. Drunk by the third round, and propelled across the room with regrettable velocity. Brenndan went chicken gunned and crossed the dance floor without steering. chicken hawked adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the morning-after headache for a pest worth hunting. chicken housed adj. The state of being drunk and confined to bed, with only a glass and a pillow for company. Ameris was chicken housed before midnight and did not rejoin the household until noon. chicken kieved adj. Drunk to a degree that every carefully folded remark opens suddenly and leaves grease on the company. Antravion got chicken kieved and unfolded his complaints beside the birthday cake. chicken kyivved adj. Drunk on the strength of a sealed reserve of butter, garlic and unshared opinion finally giving way. Ronyn went chicken kyivved and distributed his private grievances between the main course and pudding. chicken laddered adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring a short, gentle ascent to reach any raised surface. Curits was chicken laddered and took the stairs one shallow rise at a time. chicken laned adj. Still drunk, and occupying the useful middle space between two entirely different directions. Aniyaha was chicken laned, walking between the pavement and the road without choosing either. chicken legged adj. Too drunk to make the lower limbs agree whether they are carrying you or escaping. Bijou was chicken legged and found the final three steps unexpectedly negotiable. chicken livered adj. Sufficiently drunk to become soft, unsteady and unexpectedly concerned about minor obstacles. Zohair was chicken livered and apologised to the chair before sitting down. chicken lollipopped adj. Having drunk more than your legs can support, leaving you upright only at one end. Makia was chicken lollipopped and leaned on the bar like confectionery on a stick.