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chicken loused adj. You have drunk enough to become a small, persistent nuisance at the edge of every conversation. Curt was chicken loused and reappeared beside each group after being gently redirected. chicken mamied adj. You are drunk and slurping your way through the evening as though it were a bowl of noodles. Kinslei was chicken mamied, drawing out every sentence between attempts at the stairs. chicken mushroomed adj. Of a drinker: spread across the available furniture, soft, broad and difficult to relocate. Adalyna was chicken mushroomed across the sofa, leaving one cushion for everyone else. chicken noodle souped adj. Of a drinker who has become a restorative broth to anyone attempting to get them home. Aseneth was chicken noodle souped, warming the taxi while contributing little to its direction. chicken nuggeted adj. Describing a drinker who has compacted into a small, battered parcel at the foot of the stairs. Lurae became chicken nuggeted beside the radiator and declined the remaining journey. chicken of the seaed adj. A drinker who has gone broad and buoyant, speaking from somewhere below the surface of the conversation. Zonie was chicken of the seaed and floated through the party without finding the exit. chicken of the woodsed adj. A drinker so far gone that the furniture has begun to regard them as a seasonal growth. chicken or egg questioned adj. The drunkenness of one who treats an ordinary sequence as an unresolved matter of natural philosophy. Wilbert was chicken or egg questioned and demanded evidence from the bar staff. chicken or egged adj. Emboldened by drink to treat cause and effect as a choice between two equally unhelpful answers. Trevaun became chicken or egged and selected both explanations for the missing umbrella. chicken pawed adj. Drunk to a degree that the journey home is conducted on one foot, with the other reserved for pecking at supper. Abdulmajid spent the last orders chicken pawed, investigating chips with one shoe removed. chicken pested adj. Drunk to the extent of spreading through the group by contact, particularly after someone mentions another round. chicken pilled adj. Drunk on the strength of a small dose, with ambitions considerably larger than the evening warrants. Aubreanna got chicken pilled before last orders and began planning a heroic walk home. chicken pox partied adj. Sharpened by drink into a social gathering whose chief lasting result is a morning everyone remembers poorly. Rosevell was chicken pox partied, comparing symptoms with strangers over the first coffee. chicken poxed adj. Drunk since last orders, and marked by a separate, poorly explained incident at every table. Deanine was chicken poxed by midnight, with fresh anecdotes appearing across her coat. chicken riced adj. You are drunk and have mistaken a straightforward supper for an argument requiring several supporting points. Kailyne became chicken riced and defended the rice arrangement to the entire table. chicken rolled adj. Still drunk, and wrapped tightly around the nearest available support for the journey home. Liese left chicken rolled around a lamp post while the others found a taxi.