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chickenfuckered adj. Drunk past the point of civility, with vocabulary more explicit than the circumstances warrant. Olufemi was chickenfuckered and described the timetable in terms unsuitable for the station. chickenfurtered adj. Drunk beyond resemblance to a proper meal, yet still cylindrical, portable, and confidently presented. Romir was chickenfurtered, presenting a lukewarm sausage as though it were dinner. chickenhawked (/ˈt͡ʃɪkɪnˌhɔkd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has spent the morning wrongly identifying minor nuisances as serious quarry. Eloik arrived chickenhawked, pursuing a dripping tap with unnecessary concentration. chickenheaded adj. A drinker who has reached breakfast with the judgement and composure of a stunned bird. Reene appeared chickenheaded, staring at the kettle as though it required negotiation. chickenheartednessed adj. The state of being drunk and retreating from ordinary decisions with scrupulous cowardice. Dewuan was chickenheartednessed and required three friends to choose a taxi. chickenhooded adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning is approached with small, nervous movements and no useful plan. Coleeta emerged chickenhooded, pecking at toast and avoiding the direct sunlight. chickenhoused adj. The drunkenness of one who has retreated to a small enclosure and forgotten why leaving seemed necessary. Librado became chickenhoused after the last round and slept beside the airing cupboard. chickenizationed adj. Reduced by drink to a vertically and horizontally integrated operation, linking bed, water and recovery without outside assistance. Sanjitha was chickenizationed by morning, with every remedial service arranged from the duvet. chickenmanned adj. Softened by drink into a man who faces the morning with feathers, reluctance and little strategic value. Moksh was chickenmanned by breakfast, flinching whenever the curtains moved. chickenpox partied adj. Loosened by drink into a gathering whose participants exchange ailments, remedies and unreliable accounts of the evening. Adileni was chickenpox partied by breakfast, discussing nausea with the milkman. chickenpoxed adj. Drunk by closing time, and covered in the minor consequences of having accepted every suggested round. chickenried adj. Having drunk enough to practise elaborate deception, chiefly concerning the whereabouts of your shoes. Jasel got chickenried and maintained that the missing shoe was pursuing an independent evening. chickens for KFC'd adj. Emboldened by drink to regard the morning's fried remains as a collective tribute rather than evidence. Takyla was chickens for KFC'd and gave the empty box a respectful nod. chickenshited adj. Drunk and reduced, by morning, to a petty and contemptible dispute with the breakfast table. Bronko was chickenshited, arguing that the mug had moved during the night. chickensonaed adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's chosen identity is a chicken, complete with invented history. Genika was chickensonaed and introduced herself to the taxi driver by an elaborate avian name. chickenspiked adj. Drunk enough to stand rigidly upright through the hangover, decorative and of little practical use. Sylinda was chickenspiked by breakfast, fixed beside the sink and unable to bend.