Chicken Littled
Chilaiditi's signed

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Chicken Littled adj. You have drunk enough to predict the ceiling's collapse and appoint yourself responsible for preventing it. Shirleeta got Chicken Littled and evacuated the lounge before anyone had touched the ceiling. Chicken-65'd adj. Drunk and fried, hot-tempered and surrounded by people quietly removing breakable objects. Trine got Chicken-65'd and disputed the bill with the calm intensity of a courtroom advocate.
Chicksawed adj. Sufficiently drunk to revive an obsolete name and insist that everyone else has changed. Avneet became Chicksawed and corrected the menu's spelling with unwarranted historical confidence. Chiconned adj. You are drunk and treating an ordinary gathering as a convention at which your obscure expertise is required. Shoniece got Chiconned and gave the taxi driver a keynote on speculative fiction. Chied adj. A drinker so far gone that every small dog appears to possess the authority of a sheriff. Aseeb got Chied and asked a terrier to approve his route home. Chief Baronned adj. Of a drinker: presiding over every dispute with solemn authority, despite having caused the dispute. Mairon became Chief Baronned and delivered judgment on the ownership of the last sausage roll. Chiehed adj. Loosened by drink into accepting any coat, route, or final round offered with sufficient confidence. Azaneth was Chiehed and left last orders wearing a coat several sizes too large. Chiemgauered adj. Describing a drinker who values every purchase as a civic investment and expects gratitude from the till. Chenxi became Chiemgauered and explained to the barman how the round supported local prosperity. Chien wared adj. A drinker who treats every glass as delicate, though the handling becomes less so after last orders. Sophiamae was Chien wared, carrying an empty glass carefully through the crowded coatroom. Chigwellianed adj. A drinker who has appointed himself ambassador to somewhere he has not yet found on the map. Monsserrat got Chigwellianed and introduced herself to the neighbours as the area's new representative. Chihalised adj. Of a drinker who has acquired an alternative spelling and sees no need to correct it. Shardonay was Chihalised and signed the bill in two different ways. Chihuahua pined adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a modest conifer for a landmark and planned the journey accordingly. Kaala became Chihuahua pined and used the garden tree as the centre of his navigation system. Chihuahuaed (/t͡ʃɪˈwaʊ(w).əd/) adj. The state of being drunk and maintaining, at unnecessary volume, that you are both smaller and in charge. Adeoluwa became Chihuahuaed and challenged the largest person in the pub to a staring contest. Chihuahuaned adj. Reduced by drink to giving municipal directions with certainty, despite having left the municipality entirely. Chaderick got Chihuahuaned and directed the London bus towards a city hundreds of miles away. Chilaiditi signed adj. Softened by drink into believing the body has rearranged its organs for conversational convenience. Iyla-rae got Chilaiditi signed and explained that her liver was now behind the sofa.
Chilaiditi's signed adj. Sharpened by drink into placing the wrong internal arrangement on a diagram and defending it vigorously. Mirabel became Chilaiditi's signed and annotated the menu as though it showed her internal organs.
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