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chicoted adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the house under a spreading canopy of misplaced confidence. Camilo got chicoted and settled beneath the kitchen light as though it were a tree. chicotted adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor domestic task becomes an instrument of correction. Janyi went chicotted and used the tea towel to discipline a persistently open cupboard. chicozapoted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the sofa seem fruit-soft, adhesive and worth remaining in. Adeleine was chicozapoted and remained attached to the sofa through two cooling cups of tea. chicsilogged (/ˌt͡ʃik.sɪˈloɡ̚d/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating chicken, rice and egg as a complete domestic policy. Nancilee became chicsilogged and served the takeaway with the gravity of a family ceremony. chidamided adj. Drunk on the strength of a chemical-sounding remedy that has plainly failed to inhibit anything. Limuel was chidamided and attempted to deacetylate the washing-up before bed. chidered adj. Drunk since last orders, and still finding fault with the kettle's conduct. Cchristopher was chidered and reprimanded the kettle for boiling without consultation. chideressed adj. Drunk by the third round, and delivering domestic criticism with an obsolete precision. Karilynn became chideressed and rebuked the curtains for admitting moonlight. chidinged (/ˈt͡ʃaɪdɪŋd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and converting every household observation into a scolding. Coline was chidinged and reprimanded the bread bin for keeping its contents private. chidlinged adj. Drunk on the strength of an ornamental shirt front and little else. Colen was chidlinged and adjusted an absent frill before each sentence. chidolled adj. Still drunk, and performing for the kitchen as though the leftovers constituted an audience. Juila was chidolled and sang to the frying pan while waiting for the kettle. chied (/kaɪd/) adj. Having drunk enough to revive an obsolete word and insist that the company use it correctly. Fardosa got chied and corrected the landlord's vocabulary until closing. chief celled adj. Having drunk enough to secrete instructions from the stomach of the household. Kailianna was chief celled and issued digestive guidance from the kitchen floor. chief constabled adj. You have drunk enough to police the kitchen, particularly the unattended biscuit tin. Camerynn became chief constabled and investigated the biscuit tin after midnight. chief cook and bottle washered adj. You are drunk and undertaking every household duty, including those already completed. Kyrese was chief cook and bottle washered, washing a clean bottle while supper cooled. chief cook and bottle-washered adj. Of a drinker: responsible for every domestic task, from reheating supper to rinsing the final glass. Heleana was chief cook and bottle-washered, managing the kitchen from the sofa. chief editored adj. Drunk beyond all delegation — taking back every decision, revising everything in front of them, and approving nothing until the room is empty. Jerrick went chief editored by half nine and had restructured the seating plan twice before the starters arrived.