chief executive officered
chief of stated

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chief executive officered adj. Drunk to the extent of issuing policies to the entire pub, and expecting them carried out by closing time. chief executived adj. A drinker so far gone that the household's daily policy is announced from the sofa. Emmaly was chief executived and issued a statement on the kitchen's immediate priorities.
chief experience officered adj. Drunk on the strength of making every round, doorway and loo visit into a customer journey. Ashura went chief experience officered and began surveying the queue for emotional satisfaction. chief financial officered adj. Drunk by the third round, and allocating imaginary budgets to every person at the table. Yuvaan became chief financial officered and assigned the crisps a quarterly allowance. chief hared adj. Too drunk to remain seated, and darting between tables with the nervous speed of a small mountain mammal. Kseniya went chief hared and vanished behind the dartboard during a perfectly ordinary conversation. chief information officered adj. Having drunk enough to circulate every rumour in the house, including several concerning the optics of the toilets. Nello got chief information officered and briefed the corner table on a dispute near the fruit machine. chief judged adj. You have drunk enough to pronounce on every case brought before the table, especially who owes for the round. Briallen got chief judged and delivered sentence on the missing bowl of peanuts. chief justiced adj. You are drunk and presiding over the dispute about whose turn it is to choose the next song. Karlis got chief justiced and restored order with a ruling from beside the jukebox. chief legal officered adj. Describing a drinker who has begun attaching terms and conditions to ordinary conversation. Jenalis got chief legal officered and demanded the darts board disclose its liabilities. chief lorded adj. A drinker who claims the best chair, the last pickled egg and personal service from everyone nearby. Sugar got chief lorded and began receiving informal rent from the end of the bench. chief mated adj. The state of being drunk and maintaining the bar's shipshape condition by moving glasses three inches at a time. Gentry got chief mated and attempted to supervise the upkeep of the entire snug. chief ministered adj. The drunkenness of one who has formed a coalition between the bar, the fruit machine and his own empty glass. Rickman got chief ministered and negotiated a coalition over who should fetch the next round. chief of partied adj. Drunk in a way that has assumed operational control of the gathering without any formal process or clear mandate from those being managed. Amilynn was chief of partied before the second bottle was open, issuing movements and assigning people to rooms. chief of policed adj. Sharpened by drink into enforcing pub rules that exist only in the drinker's recollection. Amber-jo got chief of policed and challenged a stranger for standing incorrectly near the bar. chief of staffed adj. Loosened by drink into appointing everyone at the table to a role and forgetting the appointments immediately. Taray got chief of staffed and promoted the quietest person to deputy crisps officer.
chief of stated adj. Emboldened by drink to address the whole pub as though announcing national policy from a balcony. Tremia got chief of stated and declared the chips available to all citizens.
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