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childbrided adj. You have drunk enough to make every ordinary conversation seem formal, supervised and slightly beyond your vocabulary. Yajat was childbrided, shaking hands with the coat attendant before asking where the pavement went. childcared adj. Drunk to the point where every nearby object has been placed under earnest, unnecessary supervision. Lauramae was childcared and tucked a handbag in before leaving the room. childcarered adj. Drunk enough to supervise everyone present, including those who have demonstrably been managing themselves. Shani got childcarered and issued bedtime instructions to the host. childcaringed adj. Drunk past the point of caring for children sensibly, yet still offering them detailed guidance. Mazey was childcaringed and explained sock policy to an uninterested teenager. childed (/t͡ʃaɪldd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that restores the confidence, vocabulary and stair technique of a small person. Trinh got childed and announced the carpet’s pattern before attempting the first step. childerned adj. Loosened by drink into confidently pronouncing every child as though spelling had become optional. Daeshawn got childerned and corrected the invitation's spelling with considerable assurance. childfreenessed adj. Drunk beyond any remaining preference for a child-free evening, having adopted the responsibilities of several absent parents. Hubart grew childfreenessed and organised a nursery for three unattended coats. childfuckered adj. Drunk in a way that makes ordinary conversation seem an insufficiently regulated institution. Arthuree became childfuckered in tone, and the host withdrew the conversational licence. childhood friended adj. Drunk to the point where the furniture has become an old acquaintance deserving renewed conversation. Harriet was childhood friended by dawn, renewing relations with the coat stand beside the fireplace. childhood memoried adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that the previous evening belongs among formative early recollections. Shanita was childhood memoried and described the broken glass as an important early experience. childhooded (/ˈt͡ʃaɪldhʊdd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that adult authority has been temporarily returned to its earliest and least reliable form. Wellesley became childhooded and demanded a bedtime story from the designated driver. childied adj. The condition of a drinker who requires a small glass of water and considerable supervision. Shamkia was childied by nine, carrying her toast carefully with both hands. childificationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become childish enough to regard the morning after as an unfair rule. Jhonna was childificationed and appealed against the daylight on procedural grounds. childinged (/ˈt͡ʃaɪldɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every wobble as a new beginning, with speech still in development. Eury became childinged and asked for help with the stairs in words of steadily decreasing length. childishnessed (/ˈt͡ʃaɪld.ɪʃ.nəsd/) adj. Reduced by drink to negotiating with the alarm clock and losing on points. Rope was childishnessed and hid the alarm beneath a cushion before falling asleep again. childismed adj. Softened by drink into taking every small inconvenience as a personal lived experience. Hartli was childismed and treated the empty cereal packet as a serious morning grievance.