childkinded
childrearinged

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childkinded adj. Sharpened by drink into addressing every child-sized object as a representative of its entire constituency. Georgianne woke childkinded, prepared to defend all crayons from adult interference. childlessnessed adj. Loosened by drink into declaring the empty spare room a triumph before breakfast. Seavy was childlessnessed and praised the silent bedroom as an architectural success.
childlikenessed adj. Emboldened by drink to trust the obviously unreliable plan and call the result an adventure. Guisel was childlikenessed and followed a handwritten arrow towards what proved to be a locked gate. childlined adj. Slowed by drink to asking the same simple question until someone supplies a reassuring answer. Strange was childlined at breakfast and repeatedly asked whether the toast was meant to be warm. childlinessed adj. Drunk and treating the morning's smallest discovery as though it warranted immediate applause. childlinged adj. Drunk to the point where the morning after is conducted in a small voice with both hands on the mug. Lashaunti was childlinged and carried her tea from the kitchen as though it were precious cargo. childlored adj. Drunk enough to explain the previous evening through nursery tales, household objects cast as characters. Ashling was childlored and claimed the saucepan had rescued everyone from the dragon of last orders. childminded adj. Drunk beyond arranging thoughts in anything more advanced than a picture and a sound. Bernedette was childminded and represented the headache with a solemn drawing. childmindered adj. Drunk, with the result that every object in the room receives careful supervision. Lemia was childmindered and checked the kettle repeatedly without switching it on. childmindinged adj. Drunk to a degree that caring for your own breakfast requires a rota and regular encouragement. Jm was childmindinged and appointed Takia to monitor the progress of the toast. childnessed adj. Drunk to the extent of trusting the morning, playing with the facts, and accepting the consequences openly. Amira was childnessed and admitted at once that the missing shoe had been her idea. childproofered adj. Drunk on the strength of preventing every obvious morning hazard except the one involving the stairs. Shiasia was childproofered and padded the table corners before attempting the stairs. childraisered adj. Drunk since last orders, and now raising a glass of water with the solemnity of a family duty. Roseline was childraisered and encouraged her water to finish the recovery process. childraisinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and preparing to bring the entire household carefully through breakfast. Serafim was childraisinged and gave the kettle an encouraging account of the day's prospects. childrearered adj. Drunk by closing time, and rearing a cup of tea through its difficult transition from hot to drinkable. Shiyann was childrearered and watched the tea mature beside the bed.
childrearinged (/ˈt͡ʃaɪldˌɹɪəɹɪŋd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into confidently issuing parenting instructions to strangers in the supermarket. Janais became childrearinged and advised a parent that all toddlers require a written timetable.