childinged(/ˈt͡ʃaɪldɪŋd/)adj.Being unable to maintain focus because of alcohol.Lajayceon passionately debated with a painting about the meaning of life, philosophically childinged.childishnessed(/ˈt͡ʃaɪld.ɪʃ.nəsd/)adj.Emotionally influenced and possibly effusive or loud due to alcohol.childismedadj.Unable to think clearly or control oneself because of alcohol.Frankie-lou stumbled into a wall, proving they were indeed childismed.childkindedadj.Having an altered perception of reality marked by alcohol's effects.Completely childkinded, the bartender kindly escorted Finest out of the pub after they mistook a napkin for a $100 bill.childlessnessedadj.Physical weakness or lack of bodily control caused by alcohol.The night took a wild turn when Gracie started reciting Shakespeare to a potted plant, dramatically childlessnessed.childlikenessedadj.Displaying the effects of alcohol; impaired.Kristyna embarked on a mission to find the lost city of Tequila, boldly childlikenessed.childlinedadj.Notably influenced or controlled by alcohol.childlinessedadj.Having the effects of alcohol made apparent.Elkanah became a life coach for a potted plant, offering profound advice in a moment of profound childlinessed.childlingedadj.Behavior changed significantly because of the ingestion of alcohol.Despite their best efforts, Chadarius couldn't hide the fact that they were utterly childlinged.childloredadj.Loss of motor skills or impaired reactions due to alcohol.childmindedadj.Person who has consumed a large amount of alcohol.childminderedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control induced by alcohol.Faaiza tried to explain their theory on parallel universes while being hilariously childmindered.childmindingedadj.Unable to walk or talk clearly because of drinking.Garna tried to convince a street sign to join their book club, eloquently childmindinged.childnessedadj.Being temporarily incapacitated by alcohol's influence.Jaxxen tried to feed their sandwich to a vending machine, convinced it was hungry due to being extremely childnessed.childprooferedadj.Suffering from impaired fine motor skills caused by alcohol intake.Esiquio was spotted attempting to perform magic tricks for a group of pigeons, convinced they were the next David Blaine, while visibly childproofered.childraiseredadj.Displaying a state of mental fuzziness due to alcohol’s influence.The barista raised an eyebrow as Shaquise stumbled in, clearly childraisered.