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chile peppered adj. Drunk by the third round, and seasoning every domestic decision with unnecessary heat. Marguret was chile peppered and complained that the washing-up water lacked character. chile rellenoed adj. Too drunk to notice the stuffed pepper is dinner, and determined to treat it as a formal invitation. Bohdan became chile rellenoed and attempted to introduce the stuffed pepper to every guest. chiled (/ˈt͡ʃɪlid/) adj. Having drunk more than your judgement can tolerate, yet confidently recommending extra heat to everyone nearby. Sophie became chiled and added peppers to a dish already making the waiter perspire. chileheaded adj. Still drunk, and treating every dish as an opportunity to discuss heat. Corvon was chileheaded and recommended extra peppers to someone already eating pudding. chilgoza pined adj. Having drunk enough to stand upright, branch generously, and offer coniferous advice with confidence. Manoy became chilgoza pined and advised the garden tree to avoid Himalayan winters. chilgozaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a Himalayan pine for a colleague who has been waiting patiently outside. Gehad became chilgozaed and asked the ornamental tree whether it had booked a taxi. chili cheesed adj. Drunk enough to believe a hot, savoury topping improves every surface, including the conversational one. Moore was chili cheesed, adding a forceful layer of seasoned opinion to every modest remark. chili con carned (/ˈtʃɪli kɑn ˈkɑɹnid/) adj. Drunk beyond recognising that beans belong in a bowl and water belongs in a glass. Caseylynn was chili con carned, spooning supper directly from the saucepan. chili con quesoed adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently using a cheese-and-pepper dip to settle matters of state. Samarrah became chili con quesoed and appointed the dipping bowl chair of the committee. chili crabbed adj. Sharpened by drink into a sweet-and-fiery nuisance, liable to seize the table and sauce the conversation. Pericles was chili crabbed, gripping the edge of the table while dispensing sweetly heated opinions. chili dipped adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the sitting room looking freshly excavated. Zakar came home chili dipped and tracked half the garden across the carpet. chili dogged adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a hot, untidy topping and considers it suitable travel clothing. Hartlee got chili dogged outside the takeaway and wore the evidence home. chili non carned adj. Drunk to the extent of preparing supper without meat, then apologising to the saucepan. Annelise was chili non carned and offered the empty pan a glass of water. chili oiled adj. Drunk on the strength of a condiment, with the kitchen surfaces acquiring an unwelcome sheen. Jamyis was chili oiled and polished the worktop with a tea towel. chili parlored adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the kitchen as a small late-night restaurant. Asil was chili parlored, taking imaginary orders from the sofa. chili peppered (/ˈtʃɪli ˈpɛpə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and finding the glass of water unexpectedly confrontational. Meranda was chili peppered and argued quietly with the bedside glass.