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chili powdered adj. Too drunk to pour seasoning, but quite capable of dusting it over the entire kitchen. chili queened adj. Sufficiently drunk to rule the kitchen from the sofa and demand tribute in snacks. Joban was chili queened, issuing supper instructions without opening his eyes. chili sauced adj. Having drunk enough to regard every meal, cushion and conversation as improved by heat. Brenisha was chili sauced and added hot sauce to the glass of water. chili sin carned adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can accommodate, while maintaining that supper remains morally vegetarian. Nikolle was chili sin carned and searched the cupboard for an ethically acceptable biscuit. chili sized adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a hamburger for a complete domestic arrangement. Odie was chili sized, eating over the sofa and calling it dinner service. chiliaded adj. Of a drinker: surrounded by a thousand small domestic tasks, none begun and all urgently discussed. Marionna was chiliaded, listing a thousand reasons why the glass needed refilling. chiliaed adj. You are drunk and perched somewhere in the kitchen, watching the household from a low branch. Ayinde was chiliaed, sitting on the counter and observing the washing-up. chiliagonned (/ˈkɪliəɡənd/) adj. Of a drinker who has arranged a thousand points of contact between the sofa and the floor. Wences was chiliagonned, explaining the polygon traced by his discarded cushions. chiliahedronned (/kɪlɪəˈhiːdɹənd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has made a thousand-sided enclosure of cushions, coats and one glass of water. Shiasia was chiliahedronned, sealed inside cushions with water just beyond reach. chilianed adj. A drinker who commands a thousand household operations from a horizontal position. Yurisa was chilianed, directing the kettle, dishwasher and curtains from the sofa. chiliarched adj. A drinker so far gone that a thousand crumbs constitute an army requiring household orders. Zayland was chiliarched, deploying teaspoons against the crumbs beneath the sofa. chiliarchied (/ˈkɪlɪɑːkid/) adj. The state of being drunk and organising the kitchen into a regiment of unwilling utensils. chiliasmed (/ˈkɪ.lɪæ.z(ə)md/) adj. The drunkenness of one who believes the kitchen has entered a thousand-year age of calm. Farhia was chiliasmed, convinced the washing-up would resolve itself over the next millennium. chiliasted (/ˈkɪliəstd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and awaiting a thousand-year reign behind the fruit machine. Charlottemarie became chiliasted and announced that the pub would soon be under new management. chiliburgered adj. Drunk by the third round, and demanding chilli mince be put in a bun. Maurya got chiliburgered and tried to improve the bar snacks with a ladle. chilidiumed adj. Drunk by closing time, and wearing the evening like a plate over one side of the conversation. Keiyan was chilidiumed, covering half the conversation while the other half went unanswered.