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chilidoged adj. Drunk, with the result that dinner is held in one hand and the television remote in the other. Elmina sat chilidoged on the sofa, using the remote as a fork. chilied (/ˈt͡ʃɪlid/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard a pungent pepper as a sensible solution to nearly everything. Catelyn became chilied and prescribed fresh peppers for the journey, the weather, and the divorce. chiliheaded adj. Too drunk to eat anything that has not first been challenged by a chilli. Cherronda was chiliheaded and put pepper sauce on the buttered toast. chilihuequed adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a doubtful Andean beast, domesticated but no longer useful. Dravin was chilihuequed, placid by the fireplace and resistant to all attempts at departure. chilinided adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with remaining attached to the bottom of the washroom sink. Chiamanda was chilinided, making slow circuits of the basin after last orders. chiliocosmed adj. You have drunk enough to regard every table in the pub as a separate world. Yandy was chiliocosmed and attempted diplomatic relations with each table in turn. chiliogrammed adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the conversational weight of an obsolete measurement system. Mikaylynn became chiliogrammed and asked Jyler to calculate the mass of the remaining crisps. chiliometred adj. Describing a drinker who has travelled an obsolete thousand-metre distance in thought. chilipped (/ˈt͡ʃɪlɪpd/) adj. You are drunk and regarding the nearest white stranger as an entire category. Alysson became chilipped and asked the tourist whether all his friends were similarly pale. chiliweked adj. Having drunk enough to resemble an extinct llama-goat hybrid, with uncertain ownership of its coat. Meta became chiliweked and accepted a scarf as though it were customary harness. chill girled adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken independence for not replying to anyone before midnight. Adyant was chill girled, ordering crisps alone and ignoring three well-meant lifts home. chill hoursed adj. Describing a drinker who has spent sufficient winter below sensible temperatures to flower unexpectedly by spring. Gurasees was chill hoursed, dormant beneath his coat until suddenly singing at the bar. chill outed adj. Of a drinker: having achieved profound repose, chiefly by becoming horizontal near the coats. Aleshea got chill outed beside the cloakroom and missed the taxi she had ordered. chill pilled adj. A drinker who has swallowed the imaginary remedy and is now calmer about the trivial catastrophe. Rashon was chill pilled, serenely discussing a missing coaster as though it were recoverable. chill-outed adj. Of a drinker who has withdrawn from worldly agitation and is now asleep beside the crisps. Amori was chill-outed before pudding, one hand resting protectively on the bowl. chilladored adj. The state of being drunk and strumming several courses of conversation at once. Antonius was chilladored, accompanying every answer with elaborate imaginary fingerwork.