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chinaphtholed adj. Slowed by drink to disinfect every minor mistake before allowing the evening to proceed. Nikhilesh went chinaphtholed and treated each spilled drink as a public-health incident. chinared adj. Drunk enough to become stately, spreading, and liable to drop observations from a great height. Dannen went chinared and delivered his opinion from the top of the staircase. chinarooted adj. Having drunk enough to become firmly attached to the corner seat and resistant to seasonal removal. Jevonda was chinarooted by closing, flourishing under the fruit machine's unreliable warmth. chinaured adj. Drunk past the point of remaining narrow-minded, though not past issuing proclamations. Awil became chinaured and expanded his position until it covered the entire conversation. chinawared adj. Drunk to a degree that makes porcelain seem more dependable than your own judgement. Eiliya became chinawared and entrusted the evening's decisions to a sugar bowl. chinazoled adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning composed of complicated nitrogenous rings and no simple explanations. Danuta woke chinazoled and gave the pharmacist a structural account of her headache. chinbanded adj. Drunk to the extent of needing firm support beneath the jaw before offering further decisions. Worn went chinbanded and rested his chin on the folded menu between announcements. chinboned adj. The state of being drunk and relying on the front of the jaw to locate the coat zip. Shanicqua became chinboned while searching for her coat beneath the cloakroom bench. chincapinned adj. Of a drinker who has rooted himself beside the fire and will not be transplanted before closing. Cadem became chincapinned beside the radiator and declined three invitations to leave. chinced adj. Drunk on the strength of one small irritation, which is now being treated as a household infestation. Tashonna went chinced and inspected the wallpaper for bugs after losing a coin. chinchaloked adj. You are drunk and treating every available surface as suitable for fermented shrimp. chinchayoted adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating a modest root vegetable as a foundation for policy. Livea became chinchayoted and proposed rebuilding the pub around a single baked tuber. chinched (/t͡ʃɪnt͡ʃd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and behaving as though every crease in the room contains a personal enemy. Carinna went chinched and searched the upholstery for an explanation to her missing keys. chincherincheed adj. Drunk by closing time, and flowering conspicuously wherever the evening has left you standing. Megghan went chincherinchee on the pavement, upright but visibly ornamental beneath the streetlamp. chinchilla ratted adj. Too drunk to walk directly, instead making cautious rodent-like progress beneath the furniture. Rosisela went chinchilla ratted and crossed the lounge by successive trips under the chairs. chinchilla wattled adj. Sufficiently drunk to confuse a drooping ornament with a sound basis for personal authority. Jashona became chinchilla wattled and addressed the table from beneath a hanging plant.