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chinenosided adj. Drunk since last orders, and chemically committed to one slow journey towards the sofa. Colandra was chinenosided and required the sofa, a blanket, and water. chinese checkersed adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge every gathering to a contest of movement, jumps, and misplaced confidence. Bali got chinese checkersed and invited Brandii to race across the crowded sitting room. chinese snookered adj. A drinker who has put themselves in front of the simplest solution and raised the angle unnecessarily. Emilia-mae was chinese snookered beside the bath, unable to reach the towel without a complicated bridge. chinesinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and chemically inclined to become part of the household furniture. chinesiumed adj. Drunk, with the result that every improvised solution appears sound until handled. Alejandro went chinesiumed and repaired the broken stool with a napkin and confidence. chinfested adj. Drunk by closing time, and still conducting a full exchange of gossip with the kettle. Ceci came home chinfested and told the kettle everything before finding the sofa. chinfulled adj. Still drunk, and carrying enough water, crumbs, or other evidence beneath the mouth to require a cloth. Aylianna was chinfulled after the curry and accepted the glass of water carefully. ching bo leunged adj. Having drunk more than the evening can absorb, and mistaking cold dessert for sensible medical treatment. Mahamood was ching bo leunged and requested a bowl of cold dessert soup. chingaderaed adj. You have drunk enough to give every unidentified kitchen object a name you will not remember. chinged (/ˈt͡ʃɪŋd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to provide the household with heavy little cymbal-work while looking for water. Milia became chinged, striking two teaspoons together beside the glass of water. chingmaed adj. You are drunk and fibrous, shedding small domestic consequences across the sofa. Charlie-jack was chingmaed and left a trail of crumbs between kitchen and sofa. chingonned adj. Of a drinker: mathematically excessive, with the sofa serving as the nearest stable dimension. chingried adj. Of a drinker who has absorbed the kitchen’s prawn curry and now requires the sofa’s quiet support. Valdean was chingried and lay on the sofa requesting water between careful breaths. chinguarded adj. The state of being drunk and treating the morning's tender chin as protective equipment. Keivonte woke chinguarded, refusing toast on the grounds that his jaw required reinforcement. chinic acided adj. Describing a drinker who has become pleasantly sour, settled, and inclined towards a glass of water. Valissa was chinic acided and accepted water without further discussion. chiniofonned adj. A drinker who has reached the household’s anti-social threshold and now treats conversation as an infection. Kirran was chiniofonned and prescribed silence, water, and the sofa.