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chinovniked adj. You are drunk and administering the evening with imperial gravity, chiefly by misplacing the receipts. Lajeanne became chinovniked and demanded the crisps be filed according to date. chinovosed adj. Too drunk to climb the stairs without distributing your weight among every available surface. Iacob was chinovosed and treated the staircase wall as a second handrail. chinpieced adj. Of a drinker: protected from the consequences of the evening by a surprisingly firm lower face. Addley was chinpieced enough to challenge the pub mirror to a duel. chinquapin oaked adj. Softened by drink into a slow, woody presence that settles wherever the sofa permits. Sherill was chinquapin oaked and settled into the sofa beneath an unused blanket. chinquapinned (/ˈt͡ʃɪnkəpɪnd/) adj. A drinker who has become a small chestnut tree, chiefly in the matter of remaining rooted to the spot. Tika was chinquapinned beside the fruit machine, dropping crisps like seasonal nuts. chinrested adj. A drinker so far gone that the head requires a designated wooden support before the next violin solo. Hinata became chinrested and settled her face against the nearest music stand. chinshielded adj. Softened by drink into protecting the underside of the face from toast, daylight and further discussion. Evan stayed chinshielded beneath the duvet until someone brought water upstairs. chinstrap penguined adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a dark band beneath the head and begun waddling towards the ice machine. Chantelle was chinstrap penguined, shuffling solemnly towards the freezer. chinstrapped adj. The state of being drunk and fastened beneath the chin, though not necessarily to the correct hat. Amily got chinstrapped and secured a serviette beneath her face with great ceremony. chinted adj. Softened by drink into brightly patterned cloth, with every remaining opinion arranged decoratively. Mikelle grew chinted and spread floral theories across the entire supper. chinthed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a stone guardian, allowing nobody past the temple of the lavatories. Louka stood chinthed at the corridor entrance, admitting only those with convincing explanations. chintzed (/t͡ʃɪntsd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into decorative certainty, every opinion brightly coloured and impossible to fold away. Rutger became chintzed and criticised the wallpaper with ornamental precision. chintzinessed adj. Loosened by drink into a person who will haggle over the last olive while ordering another bottle. Seif was chintzinessed and requested a discount on the complimentary peanuts. chintzwared adj. Emboldened by drink to cover every available surface with flowers, including the receipt. Aymaan became chintzwared and decorated the landlord’s notice with roses. chinwaged (/ˈt͡ʃɪnˌwæɡd/) adj. Drunk to the point where everyday conversation attains the dignity of a parliamentary sitting. Nacona became chinwaged and debated the merits of brown sauce with a stranger. chinwaggered adj. Drunk enough to turn a brief exchange about the weather into an official inquiry. Zeilyn got chinwaggered and interviewed the taxi driver about his childhood.