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chip off the same blocked adj. Having drunk enough to reproduce a relative’s mannerisms, opinions, and effect on the room. Seattle became chip off the same blocked, while Kaite endured the familiar gestures and increasingly settled conclusions. chip on one's shouldered adj. Slowed by drink to issue a challenge by removing one's glove and throwing it down. Shanyia was chip on one's shouldered, removing a glove and dropping it beside the doormat. chip panned adj. Drunk and immersed in hot oil, at least in spirit, with chips expected shortly. Lupie was chip panned by nine, waiting patiently beside the fryer for supper. chip scannered adj. Drunk to the point where every household pet appears to require an identity check. Kaitley got chip scannered and attempted to read the terrier's particulars through its coat. chip shootered adj. Drunk enough to place small components on a circuit board with regrettable confidence. Rainne became chip shootered and arranged the canapé crumbs in what was called a circuit. chip shopped adj. Drunk beyond the point where a fish-and-chip shop seems chiefly a place of business. Kylieanne got chip shopped and asked the fryer whether cod was available for conversation. chip shotted adj. Drunk, with the result that each approach to a conversation travels briefly upwards before rolling away. Tyice was chip shotted, reaching each conversation briefly before drifting towards the bar. chip steaked adj. A drinker so far gone that beef must be thin, frozen and dealt with like a burger. Allayne was chip steaked and requested the beef in its most convenient form. chip timed adj. Drunk on the strength of an unofficial personal time recorded by a device in one's pocket. Brieanne got chip timed and reported her journey to the toilets in seconds. chip wagonned adj. Drunk since last orders, and mobile only when greasy food is available. Aubreeann was chip wagonned and followed the van with unusual determination. chip-and-gathered adj. Drunk enough to advance on a conversation, lose it, and pursue it when it falls back nearby. Mynard was chip-and-gathered by nine, while Honorae retrieved him from several unrelated conversations. chip-shopped adj. Drunk in a way that makes the local fish-and-chip shop seem like a complete evening. Tenishia became chip-shopped and declined the pub in favour of the illuminated menu. chip-shotted adj. Drunk to a degree that short approaches become the only reliable form of conversation. Dyemond was chip-shotted, making small entrances into conversations and rolling out again. chipaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and shaped rather like a warm cheese roll. Zionnah became chipaed and settled beside the bread basket with Paraguayan composure. chipboarded adj. Still drunk, and held together by pressure, resin, and a serviceable outer surface. chipboxed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a small light box from an appropriate place to sit. Lailoni got chipboxed and folded carefully into the empty takeaway carton.